Cranky and Peevish

Today is a day for peeves, such as being peeved to have lost an hour yesterday, and why do we keep systems around lonnnnnng after they’ve stopped making sense? Every four years I hope it will become an election issue.

I’m going to start with the peeve that is least sympathetic. That is, I am about to complain about a practice that is meant to be NICE, and comes from a GOOD PLACE, and that I nevertheless find very, very irritating: it is the thing where no one can post a picture, even a selfie taken so high up and at such a strange angle that the lower half of the face is missing in an effort to hide the double chin and accentuate the cleavage, without EVERYONE IN THE WORLD commenting “GORGEOUS!!” “BEAUTIFUL!!” “HOTTTTIE!!”—and, worst of all: “Beautiful inside and out!” How oh how could I be complaining about such nice words. How. How?? Well, here we are. It is driving me crazy and it’s hard to put a finger on why, but it’s at least in part because when something is SO PREVALENT and SO PREDICTABLE and SO INEVITABLE, it LOSES something. And I think that’s especially true when someone is trying to avoid that problem by saying something that is supposed to be better, such as “Beautiful inside and out” or “We don’t care as long as it’s healthy,” and then everyone else leaps on that solution and says it like repeatedly pressing a button on an annoying electronic toy. And partly I think it’s that it feeds into this loop where people keep wanting more and more of it. Anyway. PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO BE NICE. They ARE being nice. They are trying to be nice and say the right thing and those are GOOD THINGS TO TRY TO DO. UG.

Meanwhile, my Facebook feed is now 10% my friends, and 90% ads and things-my-friends-liked-or-commented-on. So I am seeing the profile selfies of COMPLETE STRANGERS, with the predictable comments of COMPLETE STRANGERS, and I think that makes it even worse.

Next peeve. In our town, we have a place where there are railroad tracks right before a stop sign. There is room for one car at the stop sign, and all other cars are supposed to stop at a line BEFORE the railroad tracks, so that no one gets caught on the tracks with a train coming. There is a big sign instructing cars NOT to stop on the tracks. Nevertheless, it’s a little counter-intuitive: it feels weird to stop way back there, leaving a big gap between the car at the stop sign and the rest of the line, when we can see there is no train coming; and it feels especially weird if the cars pausing at the stop sign (related peeve: STOP AT STOP SIGNS) are going through at a good clip. ANYWAY, all that is to say I get it that not everyone is going to understand the set-up the very first time they encounter it, and that others might choose to risk their lives so as not to look like a dork. But it still bugs me very much to see EVERY SINGLE CAR EXCEPT MINE breaking the rule, and to nearly get rear-ended every time I stop at the line LIKE A GOOD MEMBER OF THE SAFETY SOCIETY. The very few times I have seen someone else follow the rule, I have felt the way I do when I see someone pulled over to text: like leaping out of my car and FESTOONING THEIR CAR WITH FLOWER PETALS AND KISSES. LET’S BE FRIENDS AND HAVE A GREAT CLUB WHERE WE FOLLOW RULES TOGETHER!!

Oh, related peeve: there is an intersection with a “no right turn on red” sign. I don’t know if people don’t see the sign or think I shouldn’t obey it, but I HATE getting honked at there. I’m not spacing out, I am FOLLOWING THE ACTUAL POSTED LAW.

Next peeve: the phrase “new without tags”/NWOT on eBay. This is a phrase that was INTENDED to mean something. It was MEANT for those weird, unusual situations where you remove the tags from an item and THEN decide not to keep it or return it, or where you bought it intending all along to resell it but your toddler pulled the tag off, or whatever. When I saw such a designation, there would be an explanation in the listing explaining why there was no tag; sometimes that explanation begged belief, but it was understood that there needed to be some sort of REASON why something would be BRAND NEW and yet not retain any proof of that status. Now what “new without tags” generally means is “used.”

Now I will say three pleasant, non-complaining things. First, and I think I’ve mentioned this before, but eBay’s moderation system is so good. It is SO GOOD. Gone are the days of being stuck working things out yourself with a seller who sold you a “new without tags” item that arrived pilled and stained. It is glorious. It feels like heavenly justice.

Two. I have been seeing MORE people pulling over to text. It is happening INCREASINGLY. That makes me VERY VERY HAPPY.

Three. I am watching the first season of Jane the Virgin and I really like it.

Silkience

I have a fairly boring story. At least it’s long!

When I was in high school, a brand of shampoo/conditioner that appealed mightily to me was Silkience. I liked their pretty bottles, which were white with pastel accents of pink, yellow, blue, or green, depending on the formula. I liked their ads, especially one with a cute little fluffy chick standing near a woman’s long shiny blonde hair, and a slogan something like “All chicks want silky soft hair”—I had that one up on my wall, along with a bunch of other ads I liked. (Teenagers: they will market TO THEMSELVES, FOR FREE.) I imagined the shampoo and conditioner DID make my spiral perm silkier, and also helped heal the damage done to my bangs by the daily gelling and blow-drying and curling and hair-spraying.

Anyway, I don’t know why I suddenly thought of Silkience, but I did, and I wondered if it were still available. I knew I hadn’t seen it at Target, but that doesn’t mean anything: I don’t see Prell at Target either, but THAT’S still for sale. I started by checking Amazon, and INDEED! Well, except the bottles look completely, completely different in every way:

(image from Amazon.com)

(image from Amazon.com)

The price wasn’t great, but $15 for two bottles would not be out of the question for a little journey back to high school hair. But once I knew the product still existed SOMEwhere, I could look into it further: plenty of things are available on Amazon, but can also be available at some drug store you never shop at but drive past twice a day. I can buy Prell on Amazon for $8, or I can buy it at the grocery store for $3. Plus, half the reviews on the two-for-$15 product were by people who said it was AWFUL and NOT the Silkience of the 1980s. (I love that there is a whole CLAN of us looking for the Silkience of the 1980s.)

I found the Silkience product line claimed by Evergreen Brands, a site with cheesy auto-play music on their home page. Happily, they show the bottles looking more as I remember them:

(image from evergreenbrands.net)

(image from evergreenbrands.net)

The bottles of my youth did not have pictures of girls on them, and the colors were more pastel, but that is a LOT more the right MOOD than those purple versions above.

AND THEN I FOUND THE VERY AD I USED TO HAVE HANGING ON MY WALL:

(image from evergreenbrands.net)

(image from evergreenbrands.net)

You can see why I was so loyal.

The next step was the Where to Buy page, which revealed that Silkience is now available at…dollar and outlet stores. Well! I am QUITE GLAD I did not spend $15 for two bottles of what may be available for $2!

Today Paul wanted to go to the hardware store, and there are two dollar/outlet stores near there, so I made a deal that I’d go with him if he’d go with me, and I found it! They only had one kind, and only conditioner, but I found it! And this kind of store has changing stock, and there are more such stores I can investigate, so things are looking up!

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And also! Look what else!

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Salon Selectives! Dep! It was like my high school drug store shelf come back to life! I would have spent more time trying to figure out my BEST Salon Selectives combination, but Paul by this time was feeling as if three times up and down the shampoo aisle was as much as anyone should be asked to bear, so I will have to go back another day.

Bacon Mac & Cheese Recipe

Last night I tried a Taste of Home recipe for Bacon Macaroni and Cheese, which looked to me as if it might be EXACTLY the same as a “Mexican Mac & Cheese” I had at a restaurant once, a meal so transporting I remember it to this day. I also remember the price, which was NUTS—$17, at a place where most entrees are under $10. And I could TELL it had VELVEETA in it! One does not charge $17 plus tax and tip for a single serving of a food with Velveeta in it.

Anyway. I found this recipe. But as I was looking it over, I kept checking and double-checking one of the ingredients. Take a look:

(image from TasteofHome.com)

(image from TasteofHome.com)

SIX CUPS of uncooked elbow macaroni? SIX cups? That’s nearly 2 pounds of uncooked pasta. (Side note: the box of uncooked pasta says that there are “about 8” half-cup servings of dry pasta in a one-pound box. But even measuring very skimpily, so that the noodles did not quite come up to the edge of the measuring cup, I got three skimpy cups and not even a quarter-cup left over.)

I checked the reviews of the recipe, in case someone said it was WAYYYY too much pasta, or that it was meant to be six cups of COOKED pasta, but no. And six cups of cooked pasta seemed like not ENOUGH pasta. But it was all supposed to fit in a 9×13 pan, and two pounds of cooked pasta is a LARGE AMOUNT of pasta. I could not figure it out, and finally decided to do it CLOSE to the amount of noodles called for, and just see how it went: in the worst-case scenario, I could cook up another batch of the sauce and add it in.

So I measured the six cups skimpily, and then took a dry handful and put it back in the box. And when I added the cooked noodles to the sauce, I left out about a cup and a half of them: I was stirring the noodles in gradually and it was looking SO DRY. And EVEN SO, the mixture BARELY fit in the 9×13 baking dish: even with me packing it down with the spoon, it was ROUNDED UP like a little hill.

And the resulting dish was DEFINITELY over-noodled. It was still very good, and is certainly nearly the same dish I had once at a restaurant (or rather, will be when the over-noodling is corrected), but there was almost no sauce sensation at all: it was flavored noodles, nothing gooey or saucey.

Another clue is that the recipe claimed to make sixteen 3/4-cup servings (presumably intended as a side dish), or twelve cups total, but the seven of us all ate it as a main course for dinner, and I still had two full four-cup containers left over, PLUS half a plateful that had been eaten by a child with a cold so I didn’t save it. Seven people (including two adults and two teenaged boys) did not eat a total of 3.5 cups of pasta.

Well. I highly recommend the recipe, even though it is FAR more work and time and pans than I am usually willing to put into cooking. I think it would be VERY nice as a side dish with chicken; it seemed rich as a main course.

And I also recommend not messing around with the seasonings. My first thought was that I don’t really like onion so I’d skip the green onion and onion powder, and I didn’t think chili powder seemed like a good idea—but the first time I make a recipe I prefer to make it as-written and then tweak it later if needed, so I went ahead and put in the green onion etc. And it was delicious. It did not taste like chili; the onion was not too oniony. It’s spicy and cheesy and bacony. YUM. But next time I’m making it with four cups of uncooked pasta, and we’ll see if even THAT is too much.

Relatives by Marriage and/or NOT Relatives by Marriage

I was snooping around in the Facebook profiles of my ex-husband’s family, as one does if one is like me, and I had a sudden and electrifying thought. I was looking at a picture of my ex-husband’s sister with her husband and children, and I realized that her little girls would have been MY NIECES if I’d stayed married to my ex-husband. I would have known those little girls, and very well! I would have been Auntie Swistle to them! I would have snuggled and smooched them! I would have known their birthdays! I would have bought them MANY A GIFT, starting with all the things I would have bought during their mother’s pregnancy! I would have LOVED them. And yet, as it is, I don’t know them at all, not even their names. They’re utter strangers, and I have no connection to them at all. It is weird to think of that missed relationship, and it highlights the weirdness of the whole category of relatives-by-marriage.

Have Fun

I was thinking about why it is that maybe 99/100ths of my conflicts with my boss occur entirely in my head. I will give you an example, even though I know it is possible to argue or see the other side with any one example. This is just to give an idea of the SORT of thing I mean, and it should be understood that these examples are CUMULATIVE, so that I didn’t make any assumptions the first many, many times I felt cranky about something, but instead gradually acquired the impressions I currently hold. Nor should it be assumed that ANY time ANYONE says something to me, no matter how casually, I’m meticulously analyzing all the possible meanings it could have. (“The clerk said to have a good day! DOES SHE ASSUME I HAVE NO TROUBLES???”) No: it is that when someone is driving me crazy, I like to try to put my finger on WHY they are driving me so crazy. And I am definitely not saying that if someone ELSE in a different context were doing the same thing, it would drive me crazy. I further realize that the current cultural ideal, successfully achieved by SO MANY, is not to waste a moment thinking about how anyone else thinks or feels, but that is not compatible with my temperament type; and so if you find that frustrating, let me assure you from my lying-awake-agitating position that I HEAR YOU (and yet don’t need to hear it again).

Finally we arrive at the example: if I say I can’t take an extra shift because I have plans, she will respond “Okay, have fun.” Nothing wrong with wishing someone fun! It’s a positive thing! Not only does she not resent me not being able to fill the shift for her, she goes FURTHER and hopes I will have fun!

But what it tells me (again: OVER TIME, with multiple types of examples, not just after one incident and/or with the one example I mentioned here) is something about the way she perceives the situation. When I tell her I have plans and so can’t work, does she imagine that I will be going to the dentist, visiting a terminally-ill relative in the hospital, helping out a parent who has Alzheimer’s, taking a child for medical tests, going to see a lawyer, attending a meeting with a counselor/principal about my teenager in trouble, going to an AA meeting, or working a shift at another job? No, and we know that because we would not say “Have fun” to someone going to any of those things. If I’d said, “Sorry, I can’t—date night with my husband!,” it would be perfectly appropriate for her to say, “Oh, that sounds nice! Have fun!” But instead it’s “I need you to fill a shift” / “I’m sorry, I can’t” / “Okay have fun.”

Paul says, “Well, probably she’s just saying it without thinking.” Yes. I am sure she IS saying it without thinking. I don’t think she’s thinking, “What’s the sickest burn I can do without being called on it?” No. The very POINT is that she’s saying it without thinking—which is what (combined with many other clues) reveals how she IS thinking. This makes Paul roll his eyes, but listen: some of us are interested in how computers work, and some of us are interested in how market economies work, and some of us are interested in how transportation systems work, and some of us are interested in how chemicals work—and some of us are interested in how people work. I am INTERESTED in this.

Anyway, through many hundreds of assorted examples of this type, I have gradually acquired a good picture of the way my boss sees the situation: she sees herself trying so hard to get ANYONE to help her, and NO ONE WILL, because we DON’T CARE. We are all off partying (as opposed to handling other duties and responsibilities), while she scrambles frantically to take care of the elderly, and we WON’T HELP HER because we DON’T WANT TO WORK. It doesn’t matter if we’ve already worked ten hours that day. It doesn’t matter if she’s calling half an hour before the shift starts and very few of us just sit around twiddling our thumbs in case we’re suddenly needed at work. It doesn’t matter if we just got home from filling another shift last-minute. It doesn’t matter if we’ve made it clear we are doing the job ON PURPOSE because we WANT TO, and show up to ALL our scheduled shifts. It doesn’t matter if we’ve in fact worked more hours that week than she has. It doesn’t matter that she never fills a shift HERSELF. The way she seems to see things in her head is that we’re all off having fun while she’s trying to hold everything together all by herself.

I don’t ACTUALLY KNOW this is how she sees things. Her words and behavior are consistent with this theory, but I don’t KNOW. But this theory helps me to understand why I DREAD all interactions with her: deliberately or not, truly or not, she COMES ACROSS as someone who thinks of things this way.

SO WHAT IF I DO?

I have recently put on a little weight, for unknown reasons. That is, it isn’t that I think to myself, “Well, it’s probably that new ice cream flavor I discovered—I CANNOT stay away from that,” it’s that it feels to me that I have been eating and exercising at the same rates as usual, and yet here is some extra weight, enough to bump me into the next-size-up pants. It could be aging, it could be Candy-Crush-related sloth, it could be unnoticed nibbling—WHATEVER. It’s not something I would have mentioned except I found something by accident that I wanted to pass on, in case it would work for you too in a crisis.

It happened while I was doing my hair. This requires looking in the mirror, something I would increasingly prefer to avoid. There was literally no way to hold my head that would flatter my underchin. And then I accidentally parted my hair too severely and made the whole hairdo too tight. I looked in the mirror and thought, “I look like a boy. A FAT boy.” And something about that phrasing resulted in an instinctive, immediate, internal demand to know WHAT if anything was wrong with fat boys, and it was in their defense and mine that I looked at myself fiercely and replied with hot protective indignation, “SO WHAT IF I DO?” And my chin went up and my eyes went bright and I looked so much better—but more importantly, I FELT so much better.

I have been using that reply every time I have a negative thought about my appearance. It’s a technique that, for me, nips in the bud those kinds of damaging and useless thoughts, before they really get on a roll. Standing at the mirror saying mean things to myself and making myself feeling sad isn’t going to help. So what if I look bigger? So what if I look older? So what if I look kind of lumpy in these pants? SO WHAT IF I DO?

Frustrating Morning

I’m so frustrated this morning. We SWITCHED labs, AND I’ve started reminding the nurse when I call that a test kit needs to be sent as well, and we STILL arrived at the lab this morning to find no test kit. Furthermore, the lab technician said, “Yeah, I saw that when the lab orders came. I was like, We can’t do this without the kit!” What I wanted to say was “AND DID IT NOT OCCUR TO YOU TO CALL ANYONE, ANYONE AT ALL, TO MENTION THAT THERE WAS NO KIT OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.” Because of course it DID occur to her. But it was not her fault and not her job, and so she chose not to, and what would I expect her to say in response to my question? “You’re right! Next time I’ll do that!” No. She is not going to say that.

ARG.

Then, the gas light was on in the car, so we stopped for gas, and as we were leaving it occurred to me that the price had been more than double the number of gallons—but it should have been LESS than double, at $1.79/gallon. I checked my receipt, and it says I chose the highest-priced gas, which was $2.47/gallon. I have NEVER made that mistake before, NEVER. I nearly drove back to the gas station to check the buttons, but Edward was going to be late for school so I just went on ahead, but I can’t believe I paid 68 cents/gallon more than I should have, and naturally with a nearly-empty tank so it was 18 gallons. That’s over $12 wasted.

A guy who was leaving the gas station the same time as me was texting, and first he pulled out right in front of me without glancing up, and then he drove right through a red light. WHAT IS THIS MADNESS. As I was waiting in the line to drop Edward off at school, I was idly watching all the cars leaving, and SO MANY PEOPLE were texting while driving. WHY. WHY. So many times when I’m out driving I see another car weaving or repeatedly veering over the line and I think, “What is going on, are they drunk or something?” and then no, they are texting. And they MUST be unaware that they are repeatedly crossing the yellow line, or else SURELY they wouldn’t do it. But HOW are they unaware? They MUST be thinking they are driving JUST FINE. It is LITERALLY AGAINST THE LAW now to text while driving, but people are STILL DOING IT and THEY THINK THEY ARE DRIVING JUST FINE WHEN THEY ARE LITERALLY RISKING OTHER PEOPLE’S LIVES ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Nighttime Work Fretting

I don’t know if this is common knowledge already, but if it ISN’T, I will tell you that if you find a mysterious pill, say under the bed in your teenager’s room, you can search online for the numbers/letters printed on the side of the pill and find out that it’s a perfectly unexciting prescription he took a decade ago for summer camp, and maybe you should vacuum under the bed more often.

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I finally got out of bed tonight after lying there for an hour and a half fretting pointlessly. The fretting is miscellaneously useless (the landlord who unfairly kept our security deposit 20 years ago; the phone call I need to make; the cleaning I should do for an upcoming get-together; politics), but mostly it is about work. I feel stuck. I love the client I spend the most hours with, and I feel as if I CAN’T leave her (I don’t want to / she doesn’t want me to). I feel quite bonded to the client I spend fewer hours with, and would rather not leave her. I feel as if my employer/supervisors don’t care at all what kind of job I do as long as I don’t get them in legal trouble, and that they only care about my ability to be a warm body they can plug into the schedule, and that they feel I bother them too much with the things I am SUPPOSED to bother them about.

I am gradually learning that most of the working rules are not to protect the caregivers or the clients but to protect the company, and that we are expected to break those rules. For example, someone with my level of training is ABSOLUTELY FORBIDDEN to do any lifting over 25 pounds, which means for example that I can assist a client with balancing or some positioning or an arm under her elbow, but I cannot haul her up out of her chair, or support her body weight. I am SPECIFICALLY INSTRUCTED to let my employer know if a client in my care needs more help/support than I am qualified to provide. And when I DO let them know? Nothing happens. Well, I shouldn’t say “nothing”: sometimes I get a snippy defensive email that makes me sorry I said anything. It’s “You absolutely cannot haul a client to her feet” combined with “We have assigned you to a client who cannot stand up unless you haul her. YOU figure out how to move her from chair to bed. Remember: NO HAULING. We value your safety / our workers’ compensation premiums!”

We are also SPECIFICALLY INSTRUCTED to let the office know if, for example, a client has certain symptoms/situations for more than three days. And so if it has been three days, I let them know. Then when I go back a week later, nothing has been done and nothing has changed. I let them know that the situation is still as it was, and I get back a prickly defensive email as if I’m trying to tell them their job. They say again and again “YOU are our eyes and ears!,” so I try to be their eyes and ears, but what they really mean is “If we get in trouble for something you should have told us, we have set it up to be YOUR FAULT.” (I keep my own copies of all these times I notify them.)

And there are certain things we are NOT ALLOWED to do, such as shoveling snow and trimming fingernails, and clients request these things fairly often, and are very surprised if I say I am not supposed to do them, because the other caregivers ARE doing them, and then I feel it looks as if I am only following the rules because those rules get me out of having to do work, when that is not at all my motivation.

There continue to be so many calls to fill shifts, even though I can TELL they are making an effort to call me WAY LESS, and I do appreciate that. There are also emails that go company-wide, and use very annoying terms such as “step up” to refer to volunteering to take additional shifts, and add annoying phrases such as “or else our clients cannot receive the care they deserve.” If we don’t have enough staff to cover shifts, more staff needs to be hired. I dislike having it implied that we are shirking our duty or neglecting our clients if we don’t take the extra hours. Shall I send the COMPANY an email asking them to “step up” and recruit/hire more staff, “or else our clients cannot receive the care they deserve”? (And if they’re finding it hard to retain staff, which they ARE, perhaps I could offer a few hints for improving employee morale.)

I feel incompatible with my bosses’ values and priorities. I feel as if I am an extremely good employee in all the ways that SHOULD matter (bonding with the clients, really truly wanting to make their lives easier and better, really truly wanting to do a good job and be a good value for their money), and that instead I am considered a mediocre employee because I am not very concerned about making my bosses’ lives easier by filling extra last-minute shifts and not bothering them with issues. And I also DO make their lives easier by showing up reliably for all my shifts and doing a good job, but that doesn’t seem to count at all: if it’s not something they have to worry about, it’s not something they give credit for.

I should say that after I had a talk with one of my supervisors, she really does seem as if she is TRYING to be considerate of the things I mentioned to her. But I think the problem is that she doesn’t understand it at all: she’s such a different temperament type, it’s like she’s trying hard to remember that a particular employee doesn’t want her to use pronouns. She’s TRYING, but she’s an extrovert, a phone person, a doesn’t-hurt-to-ask person, an everything-is-always-a-special-exceptional-emergency-without-noticing-it-happens-constantly person, a what’s-the-difference-if-you’re-working-for-Client-A-or-Client-B,-it’s-the-same-work-either-way person, an always-putting-out-fires-without-ever-working-on-fire-prevention person.

Anyway. You guys have come up with a lot of good ideas already (changing to a different company, going into private service, working for a nursing home instead, working more hours for fewer clients, thinking of this as temporary / a learning experience / good practice, etc.), so I guess this is more a status-update vent about how I’m feeling about things now. I feel as if I know my options, but that I don’t know which one I should do.

1. Stick with it. Keep doing the parts I like and find satisfying. Try to avoid/ignore the parts I don’t like and find infuriating/frustrating/upsetting. Think of all of it as good experience. Maybe get more training. Realize that ALL jobs have bad parts mixed with the good parts, and many have this very combination of satisfying work + impossible supervisors, and in fact many instead have the combination of unsatisfying work + impossible supervisors.

2. Quit. Maybe all at once, or maybe quit gradually by agreeing to go only to the clients I currently have, until they, er, no longer need care. But basically come to the conclusion that this is in many ways the right job for me, but is in more ways the wrong job for me. Start all over with the job-figuring-out process. Maybe don’t try to find something Meaningful this time (my friend Surely and I have a theory that difficult/crazy people are PARTICULARLY drawn to jobs where they can exploit people who care: teachers, caregivers, people in medical fields, people working for charitable or not-for-profit causes, etc.), and instead find something that doesn’t make me fret and stress and feel upset so much. Maybe don’t find anything at all, because so much additional stress is coming from trying to balance work with everything else.

3. Stay in the field, but make a change. I don’t think a nursing home would be more satisfying: one of my co-workers did that for two years, and says it’s mostly the parts I don’t find as satisfying, like bathing and toileting and dressing, but all in a big rush, with too many clients per caregiver. Good time flow, but depressing and sad; she said she switched to home care because she couldn’t keep saying, “I’m so sorry, I have to go” to lonely elderly people. I don’t think I want to do private care: I like being under a company’s insurance in case something goes wrong, and I like having staff nurses to consult, and I like not having to find someone to cover my shifts, and I like not having to figure out the taxes. I don’t really want to get further nursing training. That leaves changing to a different company, but I SUSPECT that the problems I’m finding at this company are pretty similar at other companies.

4. Don’t make any decisions for now. This is probably what I’m going with. Just…stick with it for now, with no real plans either way, until a plan seems clear. It’s a Job In The Hand, and that is valuable. Right now I have dropped to 8-10 hours a week, which is very little (though it’s spread over 4-5 days, so it feels as if I go to work a lot), and with only two usual clients, and this feels sustainable for now. (I could go for more hours to either of those two clients, if I wanted to; right now I don’t want to, for various reasons.) I DO like parts of it. I DO think I was going pretty crazy without a job. I DO leave my shifts feeling good, generally. I DON’T want to start over finding something new. I COULD stand more practice in not caring what employers think WHEN THEY’RE WRONG.

Whippersnappers

While figuring out a set of dates, I realized that when one of my clients was my age, I WAS NOT YET BORN. Then I realized that was true for ALL my clients: when they were my age, I was not born. Isn’t that weird to think about, that the caregivers who will care for us in our elderly years may not even be ON THE PLANET yet?

The DOCTORS who will care for us in our elderly years may not yet be here! They will be born, they will be potty-trained, they will go through the many years of elementary school and middle school and high school, they will go into college and then medical school, they will do all those other years of training, and they will do ALL of that long after we were already full-grown adults doing our full-grown-adult thing. No wonder older adults peer suspiciously at their young whippersnapper doctors. This child was so recently in diapers; why does she think she can lecture me about my cholesterol? I had cholesterol before she was even BORN!

Music Week: Twenty Feet from Stardom, Can I Say, Box Car Racer

I’m not sure how I heard of Twenty Feet from Stardom (Netflix link), about backup singers. I remember jotting the name of it down while at work, so I think what happened was something on TV mentioned some old footage of David Bowie found on this documentary.

(image from Amazon.com)

(image from Amazon.com)

ANYWAY, the upshot is that I watched it, and I recommend it. It’s not so much that I found it particularly riveting (though I was interested all the way through), but more that it was about a whole industry I don’t think I ever gave a minute’s thought. And now, when I’m listening to the radio, I’m NOTICING the backup singers, and I didn’t notice them before, so it feels like I made a permanent change in how I hear music, and that’s kind of neat for a 90-minute investment of time.

Now I’m reading Can I Say, by Travis Barker of Blink-182, so I am continuing the musical theme.

(image from Amazon.com)

(image from Amazon.com)

It’s what I like in an autobiography: a nice mix of name-dropping, personal tidbits, behind-the-scenes, shocking behavior, and transparent self-delusion. I like how the other people in his life contributed pieces of text, so you read along for awhile, and then he mentions meeting a great girl, and then there’s a section written by that girl. Or he mentions a bandmate or friend, and then there’s a section written by that bandmate or friend.

I had no idea that he and Tom DeLonge put out an album as Box Car Racer, and Tom DeLonge is my favorite Blink-182 singer, so I’ve been having fun listening to those videos on YouTube.

And there are a ton of bands referenced in the book, so I keep going to my computer to hear samples of what they sound like. And then in those songs, I notice the backup singers.