More Gift Ideas for Teenagers and College-Aged Kids

I am very relieved because a [redacted] I ordered for my mom for Christmas NEARLY THREE WEEKS AGO finally arrived today. There was never even a shipping notification, so I’d all but given up hope.

Okay! Thanksgiving is over, and we can turn our attention officially to Christmas. As soon as I finish this large bowl of what Paul refers to as “Thanksgiving shepherd’s pie,” but he does it with a shudder because he hates shepherd’s pie, but I LOVE shepherd’s pie, anyway it’s diced leftover turkey and leftover gravy and a bunch of salt at the bottom of a bowl, followed by a good layer of leftover corn and maybe a little more salt, and then filled the rest of the way up with mashed potatoes; dust with salt and microwave it for awhile and eat it with a spoon. So good. I also had one of Paul’s homemade rustic rolls (chewy rather than fluffy), cut in half, toasted, buttered, salted, with a slice of cold leftover ham. I am so full. In about an hour I hope to have room for leftover chocolate-crusted pumpkin cheesecake.

I am working on more shopping, and I am going to show it to you on the premise that I am always mad curious what other people have bought, so perhaps some of you will be similarly curious. I have bought two more things for Rob and William:

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Under-desk peddler for Rob. (Or from Amazon instead.)

 

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Balance board for William.

 

It didn’t really matter which one was for which kid. Both kids have been more interested in health and exercise lately, and we are about to head into a snowy winter of continued lockdown; they will probably both use both items. But William is the one who’s been messing around with standing-desk-type options, so we thought he’d get more use out of the balance board.

Also, he’s already using the exercise bike I bought on the strong and, as it turns out, FULLY-JUSTIFIED recommendation of @Superjules: I put it in my Amazon cart when she first mentioned it several years ago, and then she mentioned recently that her husband is still happy with it several years later and I finally bought it. The price has been fluctuating WILDLY, as you might expect. I wish I’d bought it when I saw it at $135, because then it went to over $270; I bought it when it went back down to $155 and I figured the $20 difference was not going to kill me (though notice I still remember it weeks later). It is so surprisingly QUIET: I can be at my computer with someone on the bike behind me and I can hardly tell they’re there.

ANYWAY. William is already using that regularly and Rob is not, so I thought Rob might like to try the under-desk peddler instead.

And I bought this cute stripe hoodie for Rob when it was 50% off plus an additional 10% off and also still available in green (green is Rob’s favorite color), but it’s also cute in light grey:

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And I got William this sweater when it was only $13, and I got the same sweater for Edward because it was so inexpensive and because what college kid doesn’t want to match their little brother:

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I got this t-shirt for Edward because the cat looks like his favorite of our cats, the queenly little orange bitch-on-paws:

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And I got Exploding Kittens for Henry; it’s 50% off this week:

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I got Elizabeth the paper-making kit she’s hoping for:

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I’d had it in the cart but just as one of a number of ideas, so it was lucky for me she made a remark indicating that she was Very Much Hoping to get it.

 

I also got her a light box:

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I hope this is a good one, or at least a good-enough one. I always feel at a loss with art supplies. But I had this one in my cart already, so my hope is that it’s because one of you mentioned it as a good one and I tucked the idea away for later!

 

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Henry reads this Order of the Stick comic online, and he’s had the books on his wish list and they’re so expensive, and we got him a couple of them last year; this year when I was considering getting him another, I encountered the GAME. It might be no good at all, but I think he’ll think it’s really fun to receive—and it’s for 2-6 players, so he can play it on Sibling Game Nights.

 

Elizabeth had a couple of Old Navy pendant necklaces on her wish list and it was fun to get them 50% off so it was two for the price of one; she liked the circle one below, and also a rhinestone one.

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I have bought whatever this is for Paul’s sister:

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She and I get along a lot better now that her mother is No Longer With Us. And she is happy being direct about gift ideas, and I am happy being directed, so now she makes a wish list and I buy from it and we are both happy. But I don’t want her Christmas to be 100% free of surprises, so I also made a note when she shared a picture of this shirt on Facebook months and months ago, and bought it for her:

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Next: BOOKS. I like to give each kid at least one book. I haven’t finished with this yet, but here are the three books I’ve bought so far, specific recipients undecided:

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False Knees, by Joshua Barkman.

 

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Stranger Planet, by Nathan Pyle. (Amazon link)

 

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Poorlier Drawn Lines, by Reza Farazmand. (Amazon link)

First Curbside Grocery Shopping Report

Last night I had a stress dream related to the upcoming First Curbside Grocery Shopping Trip. I dreamed I had the groceries delivered, and that the delivery guy came into the house and then was sort of looking around cheerfully and chatting, and then the eight people who were waiting for him in his car came into my house and sat in the living room not wearing masks, and then I realized I wasn’t wearing a mask and felt very embarrassed to have inadvertently acted as if I didn’t care about the delivery guy’s health, and so on.

This morning I headed out stoically. I reminded myself, as I do in New To Me situations, that although this is new to ME, it is not new to the EMPLOYEES. (Similarly, when I have to make a phone call, I remind myself that although I hate phone calls, the person who is answering the call is someone who has chosen to answer phones as part of their job, so they probably feel perfectly comfortable.) And I reminded myself that it is FINE to be new at things and it is FINE to say so: it is fine, when encountering something confusing, to say, “Oh, sorry, I’m new to this—what are those options again?” or whatever. IT’S ALL FINE.

I arrived at the store parking lot and drove around a bit, feeling increasingly anxious as I couldn’t see anything that was labeled as a curbside pick-up area. But then, of course, because this is reality and it would not have disappeared in the night or be up on the roof or whatever, I found it. It was a little one-way loop, and there were two cars in the loop ahead of me, which was GREAT because I could watch them and see how things went for them. There was a sign at the beginning of the loop asking me to call a number, and I did, and when someone answered I was very stammery and uncertain, and that’s completely fine and no one cares even one tiny bit. He asked my name, and I told him, and he said “And you’re the third car, right?” and I said yes, and he said he’d be right out.

Then all three cars waited for 15 minutes with nothing happening. It was odd, but it was not my problem to deal with, so I played Candy Crush. Then an employee came out, very hurried, with two full carts. The first car’s driver stayed in the car, and the employee loaded things into her trunk; the second car’s driver got out of the car and helped the employee load things into the back of the car; so I could see I had options. I decided to stay in the car. I heard the employee apologizing to the other drivers, saying that he hadn’t been able to find a couple of the bags. After he helped them, they both drove off, I pulled up, and he was back out with my cart less than 5 minutes later. There was no dilly-dallying or eye contact: he said “Good morning!” as he wheeled past my window; he loaded everything into the trunk and closed it; he said “Have a good day!” as he wheeled back past my window. And no car pulled up behind me the whole time I was there, so it was pretty clear that “three cars waiting for 15 minutes” was an anomaly.

It was unexpectedly odd to unpack my groceries and have that be the first time I’d seen them. I am SO ACCUSTOMED to hand-picking each item, then seeing it again as I load it onto the belt, and then seeing it for the third time as I unpack it. This time, each bag was a little surprise—particularly because this isn’t my usual grocery chain, so the store brands look different. Even with familiar brands, I feel like I want to say more about how weird this was, but I don’t know how. It’s not like it’s different from mail-order, where something arrives without me choosing it off a shelf. But it WAS different! It felt different, and odd!

This is going to sound a little silly, but I was actually feeling kind of TOUCHED—as if the grocery store was taking care of me. Here were all my foods, packed up for me in bags even though I hadn’t shopped! I felt it particularly when I opened up the bag that had my special Rebel ice cream in it: it’s one of my Emotional Support Foods, and I’d ordered four pints (with “okay to substitute flavor but not brand” in the notes field), and there were my four pints: three of one flavor and one of another, instead of two of two flavors as ordered, so I could see they had carefully followed my instructions.

I felt less touched as I started to encounter the errors. Two 10-ounce bags instead of two 20-ounce bags. One single tomato instead of two pounds of tomatoes. I said my little soothing mantra: “This is just how it is in a pandemic.” The store also claimed to be completely out of ground beef and ground turkey, which feels so unlikely, but perhaps? Perhaps the key is to choose a pick-up slot later in the day. (But yesterday afternoon, when I was editing my order, they ALSO claimed to be out of both ground beef and ground turkey.) But again, everything is fine: If I have to zip into my usual grocery store for ground beef/turkey and tomatoes, I am still breathing MUCH LESS SHARED AIR than if I’d done my entire shopping trip in there.

With my order they included my receipt, which shows they ran my groceries through a register—which is GOOD, because it means I only got CHARGED for two 10-ounce bags and one single tomato, so I don’t have to deal with fixing that. (Since I’d used my credit card when checking out online, I’d worried that they’d use THAT total—but I should have known they couldn’t do that, since I had produce and deli and other need-to-be-weighed items in my cart.)

They also included a printout that showed each item they were out of, a copy of what I’d written in the little comments field, and what action they took. So for example, it said they were out of ground turkey, then that I’d said no substitutions, so they’d done no substitute. Then on the next line, it said they were out of their store brand brown rice, and that I’d commented “okay to substitute brand/size, but no instant rice,” and so they’d substituted such-and-such a brand. It’s GREAT, because first of all it’s like getting a Grocery Shopping Report, which is fun, but also it draws my attention to what I’ll need to put right back on my shopping list, or what I might need to adjust for when I’m thinking about meals.

I’d been interested to see if they’d contact me ahead of time about substitutions, and it turns out they sent an email about 45 minutes before my pick-up time (I hadn’t checked email so I hadn’t seen it), warning me about the substitutions they’d made and telling me to call if I didn’t want those items. But they mentioned I couldn’t choose a new substitute at this point: I could only decline the ones they’d chosen. (This seems fair to me, since I have that little comment field to say ahead of time what my feelings are about substitutions for each individual item.)

As many of you mentioned, all the frozen stuff was packed together and had been hanging out in a freezer waiting for me, so I didn’t have to worry about it.

The total bill ended up being about what I usually pay. Some things were more expensive, but others were less expensive, in a way that looks like it averages out and I am not going to worry about it. THIS IS JUST HOW IT IS IN A PANDEMIC.

I feel a little HIGH over the success of the trip, and first talked Paul’s ear off for awhile, then Rob’s, and now yours. Now that I’ve done it once, I definitely feel able to keep doing this—and I’m glad I tried it before I was at the point where I felt like I HAD to. But now that I’ve tried it, I think I’m going to just keep doing it this way. I do think, for those of us who can access this, that it’s time.

Heated Electric Throw Blanket

Several of my dears were talking on Twitter about heated shawls, and I went to get a link so I could recommend to them a heated throw blanket I had in mind for a future gift-ideas post, and it is ON SALE RIGHT NOW so I am going to mention it right now instead of in a future gift-ideas post:

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Biddeford Heated Throw Blanket (also available in extra-long), on sale right now for $20 down from $30. That is the very price I aim for, and I believe it’s as low as I’ve ever seen it on a sale; I do sometimes get it on clearance for $15, but by then the color/pattern choices are usually down to my least favorites. And $20 is a nice price for many office/friend gift exchanges, if anyone is doing those this year.

(The SHERPA one, normally $40-50, is ALSO on sale for $20, but I haven’t tried that one so can’t personally vouch for it. I’m going to order one as soon as I can decide between the only two colors still available to be shipped to me.)

I bought one of these originally for Edward: he is a cozy indoorsy Edwardian invalid of a child, and was always tucking himself under a throw blanket, so I got him an electric one and he loves it so much I bought another to keep on a comfy chair in another room, plus another for my own personal sunporch room (mine is the navy/white patterned one pictured here, if you want to be twins; I get Edward the solid-color ones, since they blend better with our furniture, but there are no rules on the sunporch). And since then I’ve tried to always have one or two clearance-purchased spares in the closet in case one of the throws breaks or gets something spilled on it and can’t recover from the trip through the washing machine (sometimes they survive, sometimes not).

I highly recommend for anyone who tends to be chilly or for anyone who might be looking for a little extra coziness/cheer/comfort this long indoors winter. I’m thinking of getting one for Paul to have in the room he’s using as an office, which doesn’t get much heat; he’s been using a little desk heater but this seems better.

Edited to add: my friend J says she is buying heated throw + box of hot chocolate + those little airplane bottles of peppermint liquor, to give to friends/co-workers. Target doesn’t have the liquor for shipping so that part wouldn’t work if you wanted to send directly, but I love the idea of shipping a heated throw + hot chocolate + [cookies/mug/book/marshmallows/pillow] to a friend/relative—either for Christmas or just as a comforting surprise.

Gift Ideas for College-Aged Kids

We did a post on this topic already to distract us from the election, but I’ve had more ideas / wanted to tell you which ideas I’d used, and also I’m getting a little panicky about shopping ARE YOU GETTING A LITTLE PANICKY ABOUT SHOPPING? It’s just…you know. Pandemic. Schools going remote or hovering on the edge of it. The uncertain gap between the election and the inauguration. Potential impending snow. The USPS still under poor management. Stores promising shortages and shipping delays. IT’S A BIT MUCH.

I talked last time about my idea to get Rob his own pizza pan, pizza cutter, and potholders, hopefully a pleasingly practical gift (he makes pizza A LOT) but also to give him a feeling of hope that one day he might not have to live with his parents; I’d expect him to keep using our stuff in the meantime, but to tuck this aside for his days of freedom. I did go with this idea: I couldn’t find the same pizza pan we have (which is completely unmarked) but I chose him this well-reviewed Doughmakers pan that is about the same size; I got him the same OXO pizza cutter we have; and I got him this set of potholders.

I also talked last time about how the one thing Rob misses about his phone (his broke and he is trying to go without) is its ability to have timers/alarms. He is currently using a kitchen timer that maxes out at 99 minutes, and he just keeps resetting it, and it is driving me crazy, I mean I wanted to solve that problem for him. I first tried to find a watch, but I got bogged down in options, and nothing seemed right anyway: even the ones that DID have alarms only had, like, three. I asked Rob how many daily reminders he needed, and he said about TEN. So anyway I chose this, and who knows if this is even the right kind of thing but anyway I bought it:

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Robin Clock with Custom Alarms and Calendar Reminders. It’s designed for older people who need memory help, but it seemed perfect for what Rob needs it for, and it allows for limitless reminders—as well as annual recurring things such as birthday reminders.

And I got him a kalimba, which was Elizabeth’s idea: she remembered that my brother asked for and got one last Christmas and that it was fun to play with.

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Rob also has a melodica (this Hohner 32), which has been tremendously successful, if you’re looking for a fun and interesting musical instrument for a musical kid, especially a kid who already has some keyboard/piano skills and would like to try them out in a new and odd way (it’s like a…piano-flute):

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Based on your collective game reviews and also a reply to an email I sent to my friend whose family loves board games, I’ve bought these games so far to give to various children:

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Carcassonne Big Box. I was hesitant to spend so much money (it’s been going up and down in price; I bought it at $60) for a game plus ELEVEN expansion packs when I don’t even know if the kids will like the game or not—but my friend said it was one of her family’s favorite games, and the price of the Big Box was going for only a few dollars more than the price of the basic game plus only ONE expansion set, so I risked it.

 

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Duple. I thought this looked like something the kids would like, but to be honest the real reason I bought it is that it was in my cart going “Only 10 left!,” “Only 4 left!,” etc., and I panicked.

 

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Ticket to Ride. A lot of you mentioned this and then my friend mentioned it too, so I bought it. I am a little crabby that I bought it on sale for $44, and this week Target has it on sale for $25. But BYGONES. I already considered the option that I could email Target and ask for the difference, but I am not going to do that (for one thing, I’d ordered it more than a week before the price change) (for another thing, all Contact Us links lead to phone calls or live chats) [edited to add: OKAY FINE I contacted them via live chat and they refunded the difference and I DO feel so much better about it].

 

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Plus, I DID get Settlers of Catan on the $25 sale, after ALMOST buying it on the $44 sale, so I feel that averages out nicely. This is another game a number of you recommended and then my friend also strongly recommended. I have been warned that I need an extension set if I want it to work for 5-6 players, so I have one of those in my cart and will hope for a sale. (Does anyone know if the EXPANSION packs ALSO make the game work for 5-6 players? I got overwhelmed trying to figure it out and gave up.)

ALSO: on the recent Tipsy Swistle post, commenter Erin in CA mentioned to another commenter that she buys Deadbolt Mystery Society packs for her family and I went “!!!!!!!” followed by IMMEDIATELY ordering one to give as a gift to all five kids. I had no idea which to choose so I went with their 2020 Holiday box. (Make sure you pay attention to their instructions for how to order a single box that DOESN’T automatically renew. I ordered it as a gift to myself, which seemed to be one of their suggestions? I hope that works.)

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If you’ve had any further ideas for the high-school/college-age/early-twenties set, this is a good time to mention them!

Curbside Grocery Shopping Frets

I have just placed my first curbside grocery shopping order. You will not be surprised to hear that I was a big mess about it, and have already edited it twice, and will certainly edit it at least once more before my pick-up time near the end of this week (the earliest I could get; I will not panic about that or about what it might indicate). And I feel like I’m forgetting so many things: there are a lot of things I remember to buy only by Walking Past Them. The nearest grocery store (other than W@lmart) that does curbside is about half an hour away, so I am worried about my frozen things; I do have an insulated bag, but…well, I will bring it with me, and then I suppose I will pull into another part of the parking lot and see if I can find the frozen things? I don’t know at all how this is going to work. I feel so uncomfortable with new ways of doing things. BUT: that is why I am doing this NOW. Because I think pretty soon this is going to be the only way I feel safe grocery shopping, so best to get used to it earlier rather than later.

One of my biggest frets is the whole issue of SUBSTITUTION. The grocery store I’m using has a thing where you can check a little box if you’re okay with a substitution or not, but, I mean, IT DEPENDS. And the thing is, my guess is that employees vary WIDELY as to whether they are GOOD AT substitution or not. And my guess is that “good at” is PARTLY a subjective thing (because it can be just a matter of whether their idea of a substitution is aligned with mine, which is not anyone’s fault if it isn’t), but partly it’s a real actual objective thing (because it can be a matter of food/cooking knowledge, and of CARING about trying to make a reasonable substitution rather than choosing whatever from the same shelf area). Happily for me, there is also a little field for comments! (Please spare a moment to pity my poor shopper.) And that little field is nice for things like “okay to substitute flavor but not brand.” But it does not serve for lengthier and more complicated frets, or for situations where if I couldn’t find a certain ingredient I would have to re-think a meal. OR FOR THINGS LIKE CLAIMING TO BE ENTIRELY SOLD OUT OF GROUND BEEF OF ANY KIND. Well! Well. This will be a good mental exercise in Letting Go! And gradually I will learn which substitutions need to be clarified.

I hesitate to even ask this question, because tipping can be such an unexpectedly heated topic, but ARE we tipping for curbside grocery pick-up? My GUESS would be no, because the store employees are being paid a certain amount whether they’re at the register or whether they’re stocking shelves or whether they’re doing curbside, and because they would be in the store EITHER WAY, and customers staying outside makes employees safer too. (My GUESS would be that we DO tip if we are going through one of those services where a person who would NOT otherwise be inside the store has gone inside the store on our behalf, and that we also tip for grocery DELIVERY, because we tip for delivery anyway.) I had hoped this would be in the FAQ on the grocery site, but it was not.

I am soothing myself for this whole new thing by telling myself this is just an experiment, just a way to try out this system. But I also feel like I did on March 13th, re-shelving books at the library and thinking, a little hysterically, “I don’t think I’m coming back to work after today!! I don’t think we’re sending the kids back to school!!” I’m feeling, perhaps a little hysterically but time will tell, like I might not be doing a regular in-store grocery store trip for awhile.

Tipsy Swistle’s Recent Highly Successful and Happy Target Order

I know I have mentioned before that one of the good things about Tipsy Swistle is that it is very easy to talk her into doing chores. For example, I recently persuaded Tipsy Swistle to sweep and hand-mop the entire floor area under and around the cats’ litter box, just so you understand how very useful Tipsy Swistle can be. Consider hiring her to come to your house for the low low price of several gin-and-tonics, sometime during which you can say “Oh DEAR I seem to have eight loads of laundry to fold!” and then sit back and sip your OWN gin-and-tonic as she goes to work. (I warn you that Tipsy Swistle likes to sing along with the radio while she works.)

ANOTHER useful function of Tipsy Swistle is that she will hit the Buy button on things Sober Swistle has been reluctant to order due to excessive anxiety / unnecessary fretfulness / a frugal upbringing. One such order arrived today, and it was a very happy order to unpack; I wish to show it to you.

 

A bag of Andes Peppermint Crunch baking chips

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and a bar of Ghirardelli semi-sweet baking chocolate

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because @devivo says the recipe on the back of the Andes peppermint crunch package is a good cookie, and I do what she says. (When tipsy.)

 

A bag of Mint M&Ms

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and a bag of mint truffle Hershey Kisses

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because commenter Chris mentioned white chocolate peppermint Kisses and mint M&M’s on the most recent grocery shopping report, and that reminded me.

 

Two bags of Popcorners White Cheddar chips, because I have been craving them and my grocery store didn’t have them.

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Vanilla chai tea, because I used up a box of caffeinated Constant Comment and it was pretty okay but I wanted something different this time.

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This cute Christmas plate, because I don’t do a whole lot of parental holiday activities, but I will buy a wide assortment of plastic Christmas plates and put meals on them. (I am waiting for the annual batch of plastic snowman/tree/Santa/reindeer plates, of which I always buy the snowman, tree, and reindeer, and only very occasionally the Santa.) (I did not grow up with the Santa tradition, and find him only intermittently appealing.)

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Tin foil, both regular and heavy-duty, because KC mentioned on the recent grocery shopping post that there was an aluminum shortage and that it would not be a bad idea to have a back-up roll or two just in case.

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O’Keeffe’s Exfoliating foot cream, because Nicole recommended it (HI NICOLE) and I do what she says (when tipsy), and because my feet have been sad of late.

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Books two and three of the Murderbot series, a series which COUNTLESS of you recommended and YOU WERE RIGHT (though so far I think the Ann Leckie Ancillary trilogy was better, if you’re waffling between the two). I already read book one, and our library system doesn’t have the series, and there was another buy-two-get-one-free deal, so I bought these two for myself along with a Christmas present for someone else. (I will say to those of you considering a purchase that these books are VERY SLIM for the price. Like, if you are thinking, “Wow, a hardcover for $12-15??”—it’s because the books are small and just over 150 pages each. More like novellas.)

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A refill of Bona Hardwood floor cleaner: the spritz bottle I bought back in March because this is what our (now former) housecleaners used on our floors and I needed to take over—that bottle is nearly empty now, and for awhile I was in denial and thinking the housecleaners would be coming back SO SOON, but…Tipsy Swistle knew we needed the refill.

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Dreams

I have been using various things to help me sleep at night, but had been avoiding melatonin because it gives me vivid dreams, and I am having enough of those right now. (Most common theme: I am somewhere and suddenly realize I’ve forgotten to wear a mask, and/or other people are not wearing masks and I can’t get away.) But I am also nervous about relying too much on any one sleep aid, so last night I took melatonin, and I DID have a vivid dream, and you are going to have to take my word for it that the FEELING of the dream was VERY POSITIVE (I am succeeding! I have had a good idea and it is working! Aw puppy!!) even though it will not SOUND that way to you, knowing me as you do.

The dream was that I was one of many people on a team to try to make our current/outgoing president more appealing/relatable/sympathetic, and in this dream he was WELL-KNOWN for loving peanut butter (I am sorry, this is the worst part of when people tell their dreams, when they start describing the counter-reality premises that exist in the dream, and normally I edit those out but this one is crucial), and my idea was to get a peanut-butter-colored dog, have him name it Peanut Butter in a cute naming ceremony, and then take a bunch of pictures of him and his wife enjoying the darling little dog. And I had to do a lot of work to talk him into it, but I was able to, and the dog was adorable, and we were getting such good photos.

I also keep dreaming about babies, which I haven’t done for awhile. One dream was a stress dream, where I was in the hospital and I was going to have a c-section the next day, but I was protesting that my jeans were barely tight, surely I was not far enough along for the baby to be full-term. But most of them are good dreams: I’m carrying a baby or nursing a baby, and there’s nothing stressful about it.

Okay, I have told you one full dream plus two categories of dreams; I owe you reciprocal listening to your dreams, if you want.

Grocery Store Report

I had about a day and a half of relief and happiness after the result of the presidential election was called, and now I am back to feeling stressed, as we see a sizeable portion of the U.S. population refusing to believe the results, and some of our elected officials encouraging them in that; and our president building some sort of barrier around the White House and firing officials crucial to our national security and to a peaceful transfer of power, including the official who stood up to him on the topic of whether the president could turn our armed forces against our own citizens. It’s fine! It’s fine. I have two new hives, and it’s fine.

Well. I am trying not to borrow trouble. Sufficient unto the day, maybe stay offline and read a book, etc. But also, I went grocery shopping today to top up our supplies. I did a two-cart trip a few days before the election so that we could stay put for awhile if needed—but things have stretched on a bit, and we have still not reached the point at which, if there is going to be violence, the violence will happen. (Maybe it won’t happen! Maybe all this drama and wall-building and reality-rejecting and protocol-refusing will just…fizzle out! Maybe it’s fine!) Anyway I topped up our supplies.

One happy thing was that they had Diet Mountain Dew! They still didn’t have the 24-packs, but I bought Paul three 12-packs and he is a happy man. They also had Cadbury Caramello bars and Cadbury Fruit & Nut bars, which are my FAVORITES; all they’d had for months and months were the regular Cadbury bars, which I ALSO like and was very grateful to have, but it was lovely to see the ones I like even better. This was too small a thing to be worth mentioning before (they weren’t Emotional Support items), but it was really nice to see them.

Here is another small thing barely worth mentioning (which I say only in the fear that I will come across as picky and whiny and spoiled; if YOU have “small” things to mention, know that I will be RIVETED, and even MORE interested than in the bigger things): they did not have the little boxes of Gatorade Zero powder packets I like. I am not sporty, as you know, but on keto I have found zero-sugar sports drinks to be helpful if I feel icky. I also drink them if I have had any alcohol, to help reduce after-effects. There were still plenty of bottles of liquid Gatorade Zero and Powerade Zero, so it’s not like I have to suffer without—but the bottles take up so much room in the cart, so the little box was just such a satisfying efficiency, and they haven’t had them for my last few grocery-store trips, which is a little odd because they seem to have a good supply of other powdered drink mixes.

They had SNICKERDOODLE SmartFood popcorn. How can that be good? Yes, of course I bought a bag. I like to store up things like this to eat on my next Day Off.

They had NO crushed tomatoes. They had cans of tomato puree where the crushed ones should be. It’s fine, it’s fine. Even in normal times there are these little occasional gaps!

No familiar all-purpose sprays. No Lysol spray. No sanitizing wipes. There was a woman in the cleaning supply aisle talking aloud to her small child, saying “Let’s see, Mommy needs Lysol. Lysol, Lysol, Lysol. Where IS it? Are we in the wrong aisle?” I wondered if this were the first time in 8 months that she’d looked for it. I imagined her tracking down a clerk and asking where she could find it. Clerks probably thought they were long since done explaining the cleaning-supply situation.

Chicken looked normal: three normal pieces in a normal pack. No ground turkey, though. It’s fine! Even in normal times they were sometimes out of ground turkey.

Very low supplies of vegetarian meat substitutes, no fake chicken nuggets at all, but they DID have the Gardein Beefless Ground they usually don’t have.

Regular chicken nuggets seem to be increasing in variety and availability, though not totally up to normal (no chicken strips today, for example), but so much better than when it was down to dino nuggets and nothing else.

Paper towels were low-ish, and seemed to be only store-brand, but no limit.

I got three bricks of cream cheese, so now even if I don’t go shopping again until after Thanksgiving I can still make the chocolate-crusted pumpkin cheesecake, so THAT’S a relief. That was the only thing I wished last time that I’d gotten. Oh, and also a can of whipped cream. And golden raisins for the spice cake (I mince them so small they don’t even seem like raisins, because I do not very much like raisins but I like how they work with this cake)—OH SHOOT I forgot I need another cream cheese for the spice cake frosting! Well, I think I have a cream cheese in the freezer. And if not, that cake is also good with buttercream frosting.

Flour seems back to normal, and they still had yeast.

They had a big display of canned pumpkin, canned cranberry sauce, stuffing mixes, flour, sugars, and baking chocolate. I’d been a little panicky about baking chocolate when I couldn’t find any awhile back, but since then I’d been able to order it from Target; still, good to see it available again.

Do feel free to put your grocery-shopping notes here! My interest has not diminished.

Kamala Harris

I am such a mix of WEEPY OVERJOYED to have a WOMAN vice president, and SO ANGRY that this is THE VERY FIRST TIME, ONLY NOW IS IT HAPPENING FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME IN THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF THIS COUNTRY, OH MY GOD HOW HAS THIS BEEN TOLERABLE. I feel like the men in my life, as enthusiastic as they are about this, as glad as they are, don’t and can’t understand what this is like. The FIRST woman. This is the FIRST TIME. They have no idea what that’s like, and they can’t. I appreciate the ones who make the attempt to understand, and I don’t blame them for their failure.

The Day After the Day After the Day After the Election (It’s Friday)

My brain is so fritzy this morning. I keep attempting to use it to do other things (Christmas shopping, maybe write a baby-name post), but all I can do is scroll Twitter. I remember the Bush/Gore situation in 2000, when we waited more than a MONTH for election results—and part of it is that I wasn’t paying much attention back then, and part of it was that I had a baby and couldn’t focus on anything else anyway, but all I remember is thinking “Wow, it’s so weird we still don’t know who’s president!” There wasn’t any stress about it, just a sort of amused surprise. I double-checked with Paul, and he remembers the same: it was kind of NEAT and INTERESTING that we didn’t know who was president yet, but not STRESSFUL—and, he said, he hadn’t remembered it took over a month. (I wouldn’t have been able to say how long it took, either; I would have said “Weeks? I think?”) This time, every day feels SO LONG.

There was a shift on Twitter last night. If you’re not on Twitter: scrolling Twitter is kind of like being at a giant party, and there is definitely a MOOD to that party, and it changes. Sometimes it’s wayyyyyy too worked up and panicky and I leave almost right away; other times everyone’s sitting around quietly, drinking too much wine and being morose and commiserative; other times there’s a lot of jokes and silliness and memes of cute guys and re-watching that Tom Holland “Singing in the Rain” video; and so on.

Last night there was a sort of hepped-up joyful energy I haven’t seen in awhile, like we got a taste of REAL HOPE for the first time in years. I think it was a combination of an increased certainty of a Biden win, plus various media outlets finally, finally, finally calling out our current president’s lies AS lies, without that “Well, what TRULY IS ‘a lie’?” stuff. I wish they’d done more of that the last five years (at this point there’s more of a rats-deserting-sinking-ship feeling to it), but I’ll take what I can get, and Twitter-in-general seemed to feel the same. There was a sort of suppressed, anticipatory GLEE happening. We’re all traumatized by 2016, so no one wants to have too much faith—but on the other hand, it seems to be Really Happening. Anyway, it was a delight, and very much like going to a Really Good Party.

Perhaps we will know the results of the election TODAY! And perhaps the violent coup won’t happen after all!