I have had a little Knee Setback. (Is this now a Knee Blog? Will there ever be a day when we talk about anything other than The Knee?) Today I am 11 weeks post-surgery, and yesterday I did one of the only things the surgeon told me not to do, which was to fall on the knee. I can’t even quite say how it happened, because to me it seemed like I was just suddenly hitting the hardwood floor, first with the knee, then with my cheekbone. There was that Bad Feeling of when something theoretically avoidable has happened and you can’t undo it and now there are going to be a long series of consequences—like when a child barfs in the car, or when you drop a full cup of cranberry juice and it goes EVERYWHERE. Plus I was a little stunned. What just happened? Did I not even try to catch myself with my hands? (This morning there was a big bruise on the outer/back edge of my left hand.) I do fall relatively often for an adult, but I don’t think I have hit my FACE in a fall since childhood.

William was home, and called out from the other room “Are you okay?,” and I said that I was, but that I had fallen. I got up, thinking about how the surgeon had said that if I fell, I should go to the ER to have the knee checked out. I wondered if that still applied 11 weeks later, or if that was just for the immediate post-surgical time. As I wondered that, I noticed my pant leg was wet. I have fallen many, many, MANY times in my life, and I have skinned many a knee, and there has never been this much blood this quickly. There was a cut across the top of the knee, perpendicular to the incision scar. The pants I was wearing were not torn or damaged. I still don’t know how/why the cut happened.

I had just made some lunch, after being away from the house for six hours for work and for physical therapy, and I was also feeling stunned and dismayed and embarrassed and very uncertain what to do, so I took a big chunk of folded paper towels and pressed it against my knee, and propped my leg up on a chair, and said that the plan was to eat my lunch while the bleeding stopped, after which I would call the surgeon’s office and find out if I was seriously supposed to go to the ER for this.

I ate about a quarter of my lunch but I’d lost my appetite. And the bleeding was not stopping. William was nervous and asking if he should drive me to the ER. I thought I could drive myself, until I stood up and the bleeding was much worse. So he drove me to the emergency room. There must be a button they can push at reception for a bleeder, because someone from triage came right out, asked me good-naturedly if I was bleeding on her carpet, and put a 2-inch-thick pile of gauze on my knee and wrapped it with that stretchy elastic stuff that sticks to itself but not to your skin. I am not exaggerating how thick the stack of gauze was.

She then brought me right into triage as soon as I was done checking in, which made me think they were not busy, but I was wrong: this was my first visit to the ER where I spent the whole time in the hallway because every room was full. Because my situation was NOT dire and I was NOT miserable, this was splendid: I got to hear lots of interesting little tidbits about other people and their situations. I was right between TWO nurse telephones, so I heard them describing all sorts of things to their colleagues in this and other hospitals. I was in a cluster of four hallway patients, so I heard their nurses/doctors talking to them about what their issues were. More patients were escorted by police officers than I’d expected. I played on my phone and tried to act like I wasn’t listening.

A nurse brought me an ice pack and a blanket. A PA (physician’s assistant) came by to ask me what brought me here today, and I told her, and she said the plan was (1) x-rays; (2) waiting for a radiologist to assess the x-rays; (3) stitches; (4) possibly a tetanus shot, if my records showed it had been awhile since my last tetanus shot. And those are the four things we did. It took about four hours.

I had never had stitches while awake before. Oh, I guess I had them after my c-sections, but at the time I could not feel a single thing below my ribs so those don’t count. The PA said the worse part would be the three lidocaine shots I’d have before the stitching, and she said those WOULD hurt quite a bit going in—but happily those were done on the part of my knee that is still numb from the knee surgery! I hardly felt them! The stitching itself was conceptually icky, but not painful; I got 7 stitches, which is a pleasing number. The tetanus shot was pretty painful as arm-shots go, but was over quickly and then didn’t keep hurting, though my arm is somewhat sore today.

I had thought that the stitches would pretty much put an end to the bleeding, but that was not the case. I’d thought that once I’d gone to bed and woken up in the morning, THEN the bleeding would have stopped, and that seemed to be the case, but then I went to work and that definitely made things worse, and I left after a couple of hours when the thick bandage failed to be sufficient. I am now trying more advanced resting, to see if I can make it stop, and I think it has mostly worked, but I also think it’s a difficult location for that. My knee is pretty swollen again now, and purple again. There are unpleasant intermittent burning/stinging/zinging sensations on my skin, not where the stitches are but on other parts of the knee.

I am trying not to worry about literally everything about this. I am trying not to project doom into the future (“I guess I am going to be the kind of old person who lightly jostles against a chair and ends up covered in bruises”/”Maybe these are the first indications of what will turn out to be a blood-clotting disorder”/”Is my skin weirdly fragile and breakable now?”/”I am going to be put in A Home so much earlier because of this falling thing”). My whole leg was purple and swollen after the knee surgery, to the point where the visiting home physical therapist was quietly alarmed and got on the phone to the surgeon’s office, and the surgeon was just like “Yep, that happens sometimes,” and indeed the purple gradually cleared itself away. Probably I should take one of my leftover painkillers (NO I did not get rid of them responsibly) and try not to think about it.

Oh! And I should say that the x-rays showed the new $58,000 knee (our co-pay was $180) was just fine. Everything where it should be, no sign of injury or misalignment. “Unremarkable left knee,” was the conclusion. I am trying not to imagine that my knee feels weird or that I’m walking weird or that things are hitching a little with each step (“Maybe I slammed something out of alignment and now it will have to be taken out and replaced”/”Maybe the surgeon will have to do another surgery to adjust it”/”Maybe he will need to adjust it from the outside and it will be very painful and icky”).

In a pleasing pairing, I found two unrelated lost things on the same day. The first and most important was a favorite and irreplaceable Old Navy zip-up hoodie, navy blue, with red/orange/yellow/lavender/white stripes at the elbows, lost for half a year or so. I noticed almost right away that it was gone, and could not fathom it not being in any of the places it could possibly be, and so I imagined I must have somehow left it behind in some coffee shop or whatnot, even though that is Not Like Me. When I was a child, my mother left her purse behind on SO MANY MEMORABLE OCCASIONS (multiple times on LONG ROAD TRIPS, necessitating LONG TURN-AROUNDS), I grew up to habitually/reflexively check where I was sitting before I leave a place. (My mother now habitually wears a fanny-pack…which she will still unclip and leave behind.) But the hoodie was nowhere, so I MUST have somehow left it somewhere. Fall turned to winter which turned to almost-spring, and I got out the light jacket I wear for about two weeks each spring and two weeks each fall—and the hoodie was inside it, completely concealed. The joy! I cannot express. I have worn it every day since, with tears in my eyes and stripes at my elbows.

The second thing, which I am deliberately putting second for the sake of levity, was a Sour Patch watermelon candy I dropped in the car when we were taking the twins back to college after spring break. It fell out of my fingers and vanished into, apparently, the ether. It was nowhere. It was completely unimportant, except that it made me feel as if I had lost my mind. Then, yesterday, finishing off a bag of snack-size Kit Kat bars, I found the Sour Patch watermelon candy in the bottom of the bag. Almost as exhilarating as finding the hoodie, in its own special way.

There was a work meeting, at which my fear was realized that we lowest-paid-no-benefits workers would be asked to divvy up the duties of our former well-paid-with-benefits supervisor who also had a title and a seat at the department-head table. I got to almost the end of the two-hour meeting without finding a moment to say my piece, and I was afraid I was going to whiff it for lack of opportunity. Then a co-worker absolutely teed me up, and I seized the moment and said my thing—and, encountering pushback from boss and boss’s boss, managed to RE-ASSERT my thing, WITHOUT CRYING. Afterward half a dozen coworkers separately approached me and thanked me for saying what I said. A triumph! even if it results in nothing! because at least I SAID IT, and my peers HEARD IT, and also I would be FAR MORE UPSET AND AGITATED if I had NOT said it! …Except, my brain and body are treating this as a disaster. The situation loops back into my mind every few minutes, each time with a little surge of “SOMETHING WENT WRONG AND WE NEED TO ENDLESSLY DISSECT IT!!!” adrenaline.

The U.S. news has been an absolute barrage of disaster and trauma. What are we to do. I have been wondering if our senators were up to the task of removing a dictator, and instead most of them are falling down at the first, easiest hurdles. There is some good news in rulings from federal judges—but the administration is so far ignoring those judges, so now we wait to see if the center can hold or if all is lost.

I started back with my regular work schedule the same week we put the clocks forward, and in retrospect that was not a great plan. I am so, so tired. I’m doing okay, but I am so tired. I am eating a lot of sugar. (And protein! I know to eat plenty of protein! But also really a lot of sugar.)

Tomorrow I will be nine weeks post-knee-replacement-surgery. It turns out that post-surgical status, like pregnancy and the age of new babies, is counted in weeks, but I don’t know how long we keep doing that. The physical therapist is still counting it in weeks; I saw the surgeon last week and he was still counting it in weeks. (But I wish to avoid being the knee-parent who says their knee-baby is 37 weeks old.)

Although, interestingly/irritatingly, when I saw the surgeon I was one day shy of 8 weeks, and he said I was 6-7 weeks. I was not inclined to keep arguing the point, but what happened is he came into the room and said “So let’s see, you’re about 6 weeks post-surgery?,” and I said “8 weeks tomorrow!,” and he said, “No, the surgery was January 9th [the surgery was in fact January 7th], so you’re 6-7 weeks.” Okay! I mean, even if the surgery had been January 9th, which it wasn’t, I would have been 7 weeks 4 days, but I’d already corrected him once. He took a little video of me straightening the knee and bending it, and walking a few steps, and his voice recording on that video said I was 6-7 weeks, but I was actually nearly 8 weeks. Then he had me bend my knee, and he measured it before I was ready, and he said it was 124 degrees, but I’ve been consistently bending it 134-136 degrees in physical therapy, and ONCE even got it to 140 degrees.

I complained richly to the physical therapist about all this, and she said my surgeon has a wonderful reputation for his work in the operating room, but not so much otherwise. Which we both agreed is the way we’d prefer to have it, if our surgeon can only have a wonderful reputation in one area. BUT I WAS ONE DAY SHY OF 8 WEEKS, NOT 6-7 WEEKS. She also said that what he was looking for was that I could bend it at least 120 degrees, since that was the 6-7-week goal, so he probably didn’t even find it relevant that I could bend it more. She measured it for me, even though she hadn’t been planning to do so on that particular visit, just so we could both look at the 136 degrees and feel a little huffy about it.

I have done three 2-hour shifts back at work now, and it’s going fine. Two hours is pretty much perfect: by the end of it, I am sore and tired and my knee is going pang! pang! pang! But it feels (and is) like doing physical therapy precisely fine-tuned to exactly what I need to work on for my job. Then I come home and ice the knee and feel dazed for awhile.

I’m 7.5 weeks post-surgery now. About a week ago, the physical therapist did an overhaul of my at-home exercises, cutting them back significantly. At the peak of home exercise, I was doing an hour of exercise three times a day. After the first few weeks, it turned into twice a day, one session of an hour and a half and one session more like 45 minutes to an hour. My newly-pared-down at-home exercises are less than an hour once a day, with an optional second session of about 15 minutes (mostly stretches).

What’s weird is, it actually feels more burdensome now. I think because when it was an hour three times a day, I felt like this was just my job/life right now. I eat; I take medications; I exercise; I ice the knee; I eat; I take medications; I exercise; I ice the knee. I was in pajamas and slippers all day, so it wasn’t a big deal to switch from not-exercising to exercising. Now that I’m going back to work a little, and sometimes doing an errand or a chore, and sometimes wearing shoes and Daytime Pants, it feels like a big imposition to have to exercise for AN HOUR just for A KNEE. I have to CHANGE PANTS to do it, which for me is one of those hurdles I realize shouldn’t be such a huge hurdle (it takes, what, 45 seconds?) but it IS.

This feels like something that might be specific only to me, but in case you are reading this in the context of surgery of your own and it might be true of you as well, I will mention it. For about a month after surgery, I found that I had to be careful with sugar because it would quickly make me queasy. I might have a little bowl of ice cream, but only after a good-sized meal, and even then I might feel sorry. But starting about six weeks after surgery, I have had some INTENSE sugar cravings—that feeling of Almost Not Being Able To Get Enough Sugar. Which, yes, does lead to queasiness too, but it’s a lot more sugar. A small or medium amount of sugar doesn’t make me feel queasy anymore, if I stop after a small or medium amount of sugar, which is currently rare. And I should clarify that I have ALWAYS been someone who very much enjoys sugar, so I am saying that this is a sugar drive that noticeably exceeds my usual generous capacity. “My goodness,” I think to myself, viewing the wrappers in the aftermath.

I’m starting back to work tomorrow, just two hours at a time for now; this was the physical therapist’s suggestion. She says she thinks a good long on-ramp is a good idea, to give the knee time to adjust, and because stamina can be very reduced; and because there may be job-related tasks I can’t do or have trouble doing, and in that case we can work on those in physical therapy, but not if I’m too tired/sore/busy from doing too much. AND: the movement at work can be good for the knee at this point, and good for getting it strengthened in the ways it needs to be strengthened.

I’m nervous about it. It’s been seven weeks since I’ve been there, and there have been some of the kinds of management shake-ups that are boring to tell but destabilizing/upsetting to those of us who work there. When I emailed that I could come back, my boss called me LESS THAN FIVE MINUTES LATER and talked excitedly for OVER HALF AN HOUR; she sounds very…wound up…about everything. I’d said in my email that the physical therapist recommended coming back for short shifts at low-pressure times, and it sounded to me as if my boss had not read anything except the part about coming back to work, and after half an hour on the phone (paid time for her, unpaid for me), hearing about how they still haven’t figured out how to cover the shifts that became uncovered six weeks ago (at the time I thought, “How nice that this will all be resolved by the time I get back, without them being able to use ME to resolve it”), and all the new things she wants to show me how to do (when I am already stretched far too thin at that job), and all the help they need on desk (when I am supposed to be shelving), I felt like I was already burned out before stepping foot on the premises.

At times like this, it helps me to remember that no one is forcing me to do this job. I can actually leave. Even if I don’t WANT to leave, OR think it will come to that, it still helps to remember that I CAN: it removes the element of panic. WHAT IF I GO BACK, AND IT’S EVERYTHING I FEAR, AND THEY GIVE ME EVEN MORE RESPONSIBILITY WITHOUT ANY CORRESPONDING INCREASE IN PAY, AND I AM STRETCHED SO THIN I END UP HATING THE JOB I USED TO LOVE, AND I CAN’T MAKE MYSELF HEARD ON THAT TOPIC, WHAT THEN????? Well, then I hand in my notice, that’s what. I leeeeeeeeave. I go get ANOTHER low-paying entry-level no-benefits job that will gradually become intolerable, and I continue that pattern until I retire.

Also at times like this, it helps me to remember all the times like this when I have been suffused with weariness and dread and exit plans beforehand, and then I get to the thing I was suffused about and it’s fine. GOOD, even. In this particular case, people are going to be happy to see me, and I am going to be happy to see them, and I’m going to bring in a big box of doughnut holes for all of us happy people. People are also going to be RELIEVED to see me: my knee surgery, which I carefully scheduled to avoid the holiday-time-off season and the spring-break-time-off season, accidentally corresponded exactly with the destabilizing shake-ups and some serious staffing shortages. I don’t have to worry that I’m not as fast or capable as I was, because anything I can do will still make less work for other people.

If you sleep on your back, either always or sometimes, I have a question for you: WHAT do you do with your FEET?

I NEVER sleep on my back, except now, post-knee-surgery, when I do it almost all the time because every other position hurts more. But I do not know what to do with my feet! My natural inclination is to have them basically as if I were standing, except that I’ve been tipped onto my back: not QUITE like that, since they tend to lightly relax forward, but basically toes pointing to ceiling. But then my feet are making a little tent of the blankets, and the blankets are too heavy for that to be comfortable.

I can let them relax more forward, so that the tops of my feet take the weight of the blankets, but that too feels uncomfortable, and as if I’m doing a stretch on purpose. I can let them flop to the sides, or toward each other, but that doesn’t really work with the knee; the knee wishes the entire leg to be in line. I’m not sure it would work even without the knee bossing me around; this is probably part of why I am mostly a side sleeper. I think for me to sleep comfortably on my back, I would need to have my feet out from under the covers, and then of course we’re talking about monsters getting them.

If you sleep on your back, what are your feet doing?

[Edited to add: I am getting bolster/pillow-under-the-knees suggestions, which is an EXCELLENT idea but the knee surgeon says I am not allowed to do that right now. Feet/legs can be propped so that legs are angled-but-still-straight, but knees may not rest in a bent position.]

We are watching season 2 of the UK version of the show The Traitors, and I don’t know if I should recommend this show to you or not. I felt as if I had already seen allllll the reality television I ever wanted to see with Real World and Big Brother and The Swan in the ‘90s/’00s, but Paul talked me into trying it by saying he’d watched most of the first season and that it was MESMERIZING to see all the wrong ways people THINK: the way they use bad logic while being CERTAIN they are using good logic. He further argued that British people are more pleasant to watch than United States people. Plus I was on 0pi0ids at the time, and not very mobile, so if someone put something on the TV I would sit and watch it.

Anyway we watched the first season, and it was indeed mesmerizing, and I found it a nice DISTRACTION as well: I can think about those dynamics, and about the most recent twist/cliffhanger, and about what will happen on tonight’s episode, instead of about Other Things, such as the way an unelected asshole billionaire is illegally and unconstitutionally dismantling our crucial governmental institutions. I will say, however, that in the final couple of episodes of season one I was WEEPING and saying “This is a BAD GAME.” Nevertheless, I agreed to start a second season, which should be informative, especially since I am no longer on 0pi0ids. William and Henry have found it riveting as well, and we keep having to pause it to talk about developments and what they mean, and after each episode we sit around for like half an hour talking about it, and it is a lot of fun to do that with kids who normally flee the scene right after dinner.

I also have two books to mention.

(image from Target.com)

One is Asunder, by Kerstin Hall (Target link; Amazon link). It is the kind of book I think I’ll like when I read the flap and see the blurb by one of my top favorites Ann Leckie, and then I start reading it and think I don’t like it, and then I end up loving it. It’s set in a different reality where small gods are real, and there are unfamiliar racial/political divides and prejudices, and people do spells for real. But when you start reading it, everything is super confusing and people are referring to things you don’t know anything about so it makes no sense, and I got kind of bogged down, and kept realizing I was skimming and missing things and had to go back and re-read. But anyway I persisted and now I really really really really want a sequel: now that I understand this world, I want MORE FROM THIS WORLD.

(image from Target.com)

The other is Beautyland, by Marie-Helene Bertino (Target link; Amazon link). I was put off by both the cover and the title, and read it only because it was recommended by someone whose reading tastes overlap strongly with mine (I was going to link here to Nicole ((HI NICOLE)) but then I went to her site to get a link to her post about Beautyland and couldn’t find it, which leads me to the potential conclusion that I read a book because I IMAGINED/DREAMED Nicole had recommended it???)—and even so, I kept letting it slide down the library pile. This is the kind of book I think I won’t like, and then I start reading it and I love it and want to recommend it to everyone, and then I get to the end and am not sure what I thought. I enjoyed the entire experience of reading it, but I like More Ending. I don’t like to feel as if I’m not entirely sure what was going on or what eventually happened. I still hugely enjoyed reading it and would read it again.

It’s been a month since the knee-replacement surgery, and I should be feeling pretty good, but I am feeling pretty crummy. The case for feeling good: I can move so much better now! I have gone from using a walker to using a cane to being able to walk on my own—which means I can CARRY things in my HANDS! I can do many things for myself now! I’m allowed to SHOWER! I haven’t fallen! (If I fall, I’m supposed to go to the ER so they can check The Knee for damage.) The dozen or so let-them-fall-off-on-their-own strips of surgical tape have almost all fallen off! I have gone from needing to pick up my leg with my hands in order to move it, to being able to move that leg just using the muscles of that leg! My PT exercises have gone from “Don’t worry if nothing seems to happen; just try to activate the muscle” to being able to make something happen! The physical therapist says I’m doing so well, she’s going to have to move me from twice a week down to once a week! She’s got me working on stairs, so that I’m starting to be able to use them normally instead of like a toddler! The scar is long and alarming and bumpy but “beautiful” in medical-healing terms! I am not so far encountering infection or rejection or that thing where the knee won’t bend enough so they have to knock you back out and force it to bend and then you have to have physical therapy seven days a week for awhile! None of that!

But in the last few days I’ve had a return of mopeyness. My appetite is low; I’m not getting joy from food like I was before; I’m dreading meals, and having to take food as if medicinally. I feel queasy and on the verge of weepiness. (In case it is occurring to you, as it often belatedly occurs to me: no, I’m early-mid-cycle.) I have non-knee aches as well as knee aches, and I feel like there’s no comfortable position to be in, and I’m sick of all my nests. I’d thought I’d be itching to go back to my job, but I feel like I never want to go back there again. The days feel long, and I look forward to bedtime and also dread it because I know I’ll keep waking up. I tried sleeping in my bed instead of in the recliner, and both nights of that were so miserable I’ve gone back to the recliner. Everything is fine and going on schedule, but it feels like it’s not. I don’t know why I’d feel worse NOW than in the first week, when I remember feeling chipper despite being in so much pain and at one point literally peeing my pants in the middle of the night (the nurse warned me that can happen after a spinal block) and needing to somehow change clothes and clean up while managing a numb heavy useless leg and a walker. The opioids probably helped, even though at the time I would have said I felt nothing from them in terms of mood or attitude. Or maybe it was just the relief of having the surgery over with, and being now on the healing part, and everything being so novel and kind of interesting. Now the novelty has worn off.

I don’t know what’s the matter with me. I told the physical therapist, and she said that in her experience (she’s had multiple operations herself, which is how she got interested in being a physical therapist), any time they cut into you down to the joint/bone, especially if they take out a piece of you and put in a new piece, you should plan on it being 6 months to a year before you feel like yourself again. It takes six months, she said, before your body coats the new joint in a layer that lets the body see the joint as Belonging To Self. Right now there is still a stranger in my midst, as far as my body is concerned. She said take more naps, if I can; she said the body experiences the surgery as severe trauma, and it needs rest to help it recover. I tried not to cry while she was talking.

One of my dear friends is long-distance and asking if there’s anything she can do, but I think there’s nothing. Another dear friend is in my neighborhood and has also offered to do anything I need, and still: nothing. There’s nothing. I need the people in my household to keep bringing me food I don’t want to eat. (Henry has picked an excellent time to go on a baking kick: there is chocolate-chip banana bread to be microwaved until the chocolate chips are all melty; there is peasant bread to be eaten with butter and jam.) I need to keep doing my tedious PT exercises (I told the physical therapist it felt like a part-time job, and she said that’s how you know you’re doing enough of them). I need to look at less news—though I need to look at enough of it to be able to compose my daily communication to my representatives. I think I should watch more TV; two of my coworkers recommended getting back into Abbott Elementary, saying it was sustaining them during some dark stuff.

And I’d like to hear what’s up with you, if you have the energy. I am tired of myself, and my knee. Tell me something good, tell me something bad; how are you holding up? “It is February!,” a friend on Facebook posted; “That means next it will be March, and March means daffodils!!”

I am awake in the middle of the night (knee pain kept waking me up until finally I gave up and got up), and it is okay because during the day I have nothing to do except for icing my knee and exercising it, and taking my medicines and eating nourishing food. But the cat, who had been cozily asleep on Paul for hours, followed me downstairs and is standing nearby watching me and looking exhausted. So pretty soon I will go try again to sleep, for the cat’s sake.

I just realized I’ve had two inadvertent Dry Januarys in a row: last year because I had what doctors thought was probably the flu, and this year because of the knee surgery. Normally I think January is grim enough without adding a deprivation challenge, THIS January in particular, but that is the way it shook out. I am looking at next January nervously.

After moping to you yesterday about not getting better at bending my knee, I went to physical therapy and moped to the physical therapist about not getting better at bending my knee, and then she measured my bend and I HAD gotten better. She said mopey days are part of the process, and that this is why even when we feel mopey and discouraged and as if we’re making no progress with our exercises, we still keep doing our exercises. As Nicole (HI NICOLE) mentioned on a previous post about physical therapy, it feels as if there is room for metaphor here.

Do any of you have recommendations for compression socks, particularly thigh-high ones, but also knee-high? I ordered some from Amazon, and they are “thigh-high” only in that they just barely reach the very bottom half-inch of my thigh. And these are socks made to fit men and women, and I am a woman, and I have short legs, and I ordered the largest size, and I could barely get them on at all. I normally wear the largest size before plus sizes begin, but I think with compression socks I may need to size up.

I hope you all realize I am prattling on about bending and compression socks and sizes to keep from leaping into the abyss. The political situation is like a firehose of polluted water. No, it is worse than that, but it is too hard right now to think of a better comparison. I know I should get back in the habit of contacting my representatives, but it feels like holding up a ziploc baggie to the firehose. (That is not the comparison I want, either, but I have come back to this several times over the last hour and I’m not coming up with anything better.) And it feels like I would spend my entire day doing nothing else but writing to them, and still not be able to keep up with all the things I needed to contact them about. Still, I will do it, because I know it helps them to be able to say their constituents are pissed about something, and that they are acting on behalf of those constituents.