I heard on the radio that people are taking time out of their busy lives to circulate a petition saying that the mother whose child got into the gorilla cage should be prosecuted for child neglect. Man. I don’t think this is a precedent we want to set. I’m picturing a lonnnnnnnng line of parents, all of us with our ankles joined by chains to the parents in front and behind us, our children sent to foster homes where they will be just as “neglected” because NO HUMAN PERSON CAN HAVE THEIR HANDS AND EYES ON ALL OF THEIR CHILDREN EVERY SECOND OF EVERY DAY, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND HIS POOR NEGLECTED BABY JESUS.

A terrible thing happened with terrible results, and now this poor mom is in a nightmare—in addition, of course, to the nightmare of forever reliving that moment when she saw her child IN THE CAGE WITH THE GORILLA. As if a public stoning (if they can find anyone, ANYONE AT ALL who is qualified to throw the first stone) will change even one single thing about the terrible thing that happened. I wonder if there is a “I am so sorry this is all happening to you right now, and there but for the luck of the draw would be EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US” petition?

 

Today is my youngest child’s birthday, and he is 9, so if you are one of the people I first met when I was pregnant with Henry, that’s a pretty convenient way to measure the length of our friendship. Don’t tell Henry, but this is what he’s getting:

Nerf N-Strike Elite Precision Target Set. This is from my parents.

 

7Seventoys Elite Tactical Vest Kit. Also from my parents. Incidentally, if you are considering purchasing, it is worth noting that it does not come with the accessories shown. They say so in the description, but you could be forgiven for thinking that what was in the picture was what came with something called a “kit.” Instead it is the vest plus a skull mask. (I quietly disposed of the skull mask. Ick.)

 

He wanted a “BIG set of colored pencils, like A HUNDRED AND TWENTY!!” I found such a set, but the reviews fell into two categories: (1) Ravingly wonderful and not a verified purchase, and (2) “Awful and broken and hard to use” and a verified purchase. So! Instead I got him the 24-pack of Prismacolor colored pencils in the cheaper student version so he can try them out (the listing currently says it’s a 10-pack of markers, but no, it is a 24-pack of pencils as shown), plus the 50-pack of Crayola colored pencils, plus a colored-pencil sharpener, plus a pencil box for him to theoretically keep the pencils in instead of losing them all over the house (I chose that particular box because a reviewer said it had room for over 200 pencils in it, but it’s a fairly ordinary pencil box).

 

Cuddlekins walrus. This is the snuggliest, softest, nicest stuffed walrus ever. This is the FOURTH time I have bought it, and the second for Henry. I originally bought him one when he was maybe three or four, and we have lost that one; then Elizabeth wanted one, and then Edward wanted one, and then I gave up on finding the original one and Henry will get a new one for his birthday. Also, they sell this same stuffed walrus at aquarium gift shops for about twice the price.

 

Gumballs. Not these very ones—I found fancier ones in a jar at HomeGoods. About two Christmases ago, I needed one more gift for Henry and couldn’t think of ANYTHING, so out of desperation I bought him a jar of gumballs—and it was like his favorite gift of all time and he still mentions it. So we’re going to milk that idea forever.

 

Undertale t-shirt. This is my least favorite thing that we bought him, but will probably tie with the gumballs for his favorite gift. Are you familiar with this dumb game? It’s called Undertale. The derp-clown on this t-shirt is apparently called Papyrus. The shirt is overpriced. I don’t like anything about this except that Henry will like it.

I keep meaning to make some nice orderly gift-idea post with all previous gift-idea posts listed by age, but here it is the 17th already. There is something I need to fix about my blog to make it more searchable by category, but that is low on the list right now, so in the MEANTIME, one thing you can do is scroll to the end of this post, and see where it says “posted in gift ideas,” down at the bottom? If you click “gift ideas,” I believe you will be taken to a big, messy, multi-page chunk of all previous gift-idea posts.

This particular post is based on the wish lists of Edward (10) and Henry (8).

 

Kanoodle. I don’t know if this will be fun or frustrating, but both boys want it, and I love to buy things that more than one kid will want to play with.

 

Laser Maze. What even is this. Apparently they saw a YouTube video about it.

 

The Greatest Dot-to-Dot Adventure Book. Edward wants this, and he is careful and patient enough that I’m willing to buy it. Henry would be punching holes in the pages with frustration after about 30 seconds.

 

Trapdoor Checkers. Another thing they saw on YouTube.

 

Guinness Book of World Records 2016: Gamer’s Edition. They PORE over these records books.

 

Strawz. This is probably a silly overpriced waste of money, but both boys wanted it BADLY, and both were pitifully saving their allowances, so I got them each a set.

 

Minecraft Legos.

 

Nerf guns. Sigh. I have mixed feelings.

 

Plastic army men. Mixed feelings continue.

 

Minecraft Story Mode. I don’t fully understand it, but apparently you can create the game yourself? Or something? Edward says it’s similar to Super Mario Maker, which is a game he wants very badly but we’re not going to buy a Wii U just so he can play it.

 

Heated throw. Edward is often chilly in the mornings. The price is going up and down on Amazon; my mom and I found one for $29.99 at Target, on sale for $26.99.

 

Twister Rave Skip-it. I did not pay what Amazon is currently charging: I got it for $20 at Target.

 

Cool dice. Henry is very jealous of Rob’s dice collection.

 

Space jammies from Target. Also got the lightning ones.

 

Cuddlekins walrus. Walruses are a huge fad at our house right now, and you would not believe how nice this one is to snuggle.

Titling these posts is the worst. THE WORST. Because I want to make it searchable, but on the other hand, a lot of these things would be good for a 10-year-old boy, an 8-year-old girl, etc.: it doesn’t have to be “age 8” or “boy.” But for awhile I tried sorting into categories such as “early elementary school” and that wasn’t satisfying either. So I’m just going to go with “the age/sex of the child I was buying for,” and that’s just going to have to do it.

 

Beanboozled. This is ALL THE RAGE at the elementary school. Elizabeth wants to bring it as a party gift to someone else’s party, and everyone under 10 at our house was jealous that Henry got one. I would pay cash money not to have to play it myself, but it was a hit with him.

 

Other Harry Potter candy. This idea was the three items I was looking for the other day, when I wanted local Facebook friends to say where they had seen it with their own eyes. I wanted a chocolate frog, the every-flavor beans, AND the jelly slugs, but eventually had to settle for two out of three (no jelly slugs to be found locally; perhaps I could try online! or two hours away!). Henry has been VERY KEEN to try these candies, but at THREE ARE-THEY-ACTUALLY-KIDDING DOLLARS per item, it seemed like the perfect birthday gift.

 

Diary of a Minecraft Zombie books. They are self-published, and probably $3.99 would be a fairer price than $6.99, but one of Paul’s co-worker’s kids vouched for them, so we bought volume 1 and volume 2, and they were very well received around here.

WARNING: Don’t confuse these by the very very similar-looking books by Alex Brian. I ordered one of those by mistake, thinking it was part of the same series, and it went WAY BEYOND self-published and into “written by a 4th grader and printed on a home printer.” I actually RETURNED it, which I generally wouldn’t bother with, but it was SO AWFUL I was willing to go to considerable trouble to make a (tiny, unnoticeable data)point. It gave me a significantly higher appreciation for the Herobrine Books ones, which have luxury features such as page numbers and a back cover design.

 

Minecraft t-shirt. The funny part, to me, was that Henry was with me at Target when we found this: he went nuts for it, I put it in the cart and said he’d have to wait for his birthday—and when he opened it maybe three weeks later, he was COMPLETELY SURPRISED. He thought I was MAGIC for knowing he would want that particular shirt! It can be so gratifying to have a slightly dim child.

 

Minecraft Lego Set. (Perhaps you are noticing a theme.) Here is what I don’t like about Legos: they are annoyingly expensive; the pieces get lost and/or stepped on and/or everywhere. Here is what I do like about Legos: if you don’t mind mixing sets, an additional set can melt into whatever you already had, without taking up more space; and they seem like a product Good Parents buy for their children.

I had to rebuke Edward for saying, when Henry unwrapped the Legos, “Huh. THAT’S one gift I’m not jealous about!” (He’d felt otherwise about the candy and the shirt and the books.) But then WHO was it who spent several hours absolutely silent, with the instruction book open on his lap, carefully assembling the Legos while Henry wiped his candy-mouth on his new shirt and read his new books? Yes. EDWARD THE UNJEALOUS.

I got an email from Russell Stover about a 50% off sale. I thought it would be on stuff I didn’t want, but I clicked through just to see—and it was a lot of stuff I liked! I filled my cart, la la la, so much fun! Free shipping over $25, I will somehow manage that! Teacher gifts etc.! And then I started the checkout process, and the shipping was $45 on that $25 order, because it’s warm outside so the order doesn’t qualify for free shipping or even normal shipping. Okay! But maybe not bother having a sale then, if “warm weather” means insane shipping charges and it is MAY! If I save $25 off $50 of chocolate, but it costs me FORTY-FIVE DOLLARS to ship it, then what I have IN FACT done is spent $20 EXTRA on the chocolates, when I could buy them for regular price and no shipping and no minimum AT A LOCAL STORE! It’s kind of like an OPPOSITE DAY sale!

Speaking of warm weather, I have switched to my warm weather shoes. This year I have a new pair:

Skechers Bobs Utopia sneakers. I dithered for a long time. Were they…Too Much? Would I feel silly wearing them? Finally I bought them, and I love them. They’re sort of like Converse: comfy but not a lot of support or padding, maybe a little more than Converse but not a lot more. The laces just have a little knot in the ends: if you want to tie them in bows, you’ll have to take them out and buy new, longer laces. I thought I might want to do that, but I haven’t wanted to. The backs of the shoes are elasticized so you can easily slip them on.

Dramatic subject change. I have been cranky ever since Paul stopped drinking iced coffee, because he liked half-and-half in it, so there was always half-and-half available. I can’t go through a thing of it myself before it goes bad, but I DO like some in my coffee sometimes. The other day, Paul came home from work with a handful of shelf-stable creamers from the cafeteria. Then I discovered I could purchase them, rather than making Paul steal several from work every day until he retires. LIFE CHANGED.

Now I have cream for my coffee WHENEVER I WANT IT, without fretting that the carton in the fridge is going bad, or that it’s not worth it to buy a carton and just use a third of it! I put the box downstairs in the basement, and I use a canister next to the coffee pot to hold a more reasonable number of creamers. Bonus: this is a canister I bought because I liked the squirrel pattern (I think it was intended for dog biscuits), and then couldn’t find any use for it. So it was sitting uselessly on my counter ANYWAY, and now it is sitting there usefully!

(It looks like a HUGE canister, but actually it is next to a SMALL coffee pot—the 4-cup kind. Also, usually I have the canister shoved to the side of the coffee pot, but I pulled it forward for this demonstration of how I have TINY CREAMERS! IN MY HOUSE!)

We have a new flash-hit toy:

Coinstruction. Paul got this from a post-yard-sale FREE pile on someone’s lawn, figuring meh, what the heck. OBSESSIVE COINSTRUCTION ensued. It’s a set of little things that attach pennies together temporarily to make structures.

Note that I am not necessarily recommending this toy. It has hundreds of tiny little coin-joiners. They are EVERYWHERE. But if you are people who get out a toy, play with it carefully, and then put it away neatly; or if you are people who aren’t particularly bothered by little pieces everywhere and you pretty much gave up on that sort of organization years ago, then this may be a success at your house, too. (You will need to obtain the pennies separately.)

This one will combine gift ideas for my brother, my dad, and my Paul.

 

The Taco Rack Senior. This is something my brother asked for. We have one, and there is a long list of things I like about it:

1. It works
2. It stores flat

I think it’s overpriced (twenty dollars for three flat metal shapes), and yet I would buy it again immediately if something happened to ours. It looks from the picture as if it will only heat up six shells at a time, so that you would need TWO twenty-dollar racks to make more than six shells, but we turn more shells upside down on top of the first set, in an interlocking way so that one shell is over half each of two shells, or over just half of one shell if it’s an end-shell (this is one of those things that is so easy to do and so hard to explain). There is also a Taco Rack Junior, which would heat three shells with another four turned upside down on top of those. The instructions suggest also FILLING the tacos using this rack, but we only use it to heat up the shells.

 

TacoProper taco holders. Twelve individual pieces. This is what we use on the plates, to hold the shells upright for filling/serving. Amusingly, these come with a DEMO VIDEO. They also try to make a selling point out of the fact that these can’t be used in the oven. Anyway, they’re really good for what they’re made for, and they can go in the dishwasher, in the silverware rack. Very handy.

 

LightKeeper Pro. I got this for my dad after reading MomQueenBee’s review. On Amazon, review after review after review says it didn’t work, or doesn’t work on pre-lits, so this was more a Fun Gift, like the time we got him the remote that said it would turn down the volume on those TVs at Walmart that show you commercials while you’re trying to shop. The remote didn’t work AT ALL, but it was fun to open, and fun to try. And maybe the LightKeeper WILL work, and wouldn’t THAT be nice! It DID work for MomQueenBee and she DOES have a pre-lit tree.

 

Giant Smarties. Same as regular Smarties, but HUGE instead of TINY: each roll is about 4 inches long, and each Smartie is about three-quarters of an inch across. I get these for Paul. The hardware store he goes to sells these for $1.39 per roll: they really are a fun novelty item, but A DOLLAR THIRTY-NINE? So for about $20 I buy a 36-pack: 55 cents per roll seems like a much better price.

These are also nice to use individually as stocking stuffers, or to tie onto the top of gifts. We went to one birthday party where I think the birthday child was more excited about the two rolls of Smarties I tied to the top of her gift than about the gift itself. (I checked with the mom ahead of time about food allergies / dye sensitivities, in case you are getting a fretful feeling as I tell this anecdote.)

 

I was complaining to Paul about the price of Minecraft figurines and whether they were worth getting for any of the children, and I noticed his eyes were shining. I said, “…YOU don’t want them, do you??”—and he DID. He DID want them. He wanted a WHOLE BUNCH of them, to set up on his desk at work. So I got him the animal 6-pack, the core survival pack (Steve, bed, chest, crafting table, pickaxe, sword), the creeper pack, the zombie pack, the enderman pack, and the spider jockey pack. I could not BELIEVE how much I was spending on LITTLE ACTION FIGURES for a GROWN MAN. (But if you are reading this in a future where those prices have been hiked up due to the figures being discontinued, it wasn’t THAT much. “His main present”-level, not “Obtained second mortgage”-level.)

 

Speed square. This is a tool my dad wanted. I got the feeling it was in the category of “tool basics that will last you your whole life, so you only need to buy another one if you have a second residence or else want one for the workshop and one for the toolbox.”

 

This, as you certainly already know, is a Mini Universal 3D Magnetic Base Holder! Instantly recognizable, am I right? Paul wanted one and I ordered it without knowing what on earth I was buying. And he loves it! It is a huge success and he wants another for his birthday! So! That’s good!

He gave me a demonstration, and I am REALLY not interested in workshop stuff but it did look like a handy device. Basically it clamps onto things and holds them for you and you can move them around in various ways as if it were your flexible robot assistant, which is useful. Anyway, if you have a workshop guy in your life, perhaps he would like one of these too.

And let’s talk about what I got for Christmas, and/or what’s still on my list.

Orla Kiely mug. This mug makes my head spin with love. I felt really silly asking for a $17 ($13 plus $4 shipping) mug, but I really, really wanted it, so it made a perfect gift idea: something I wanted very much but would have had trouble buying for myself. Paul bought it for me. I’ve used it every single day since, I think, except for the few days after Christmas when I was still using my Christmas mugs before packing them away. It’s a smallish mug, 8 ounces.

 

Sienna Sky fox earrings. When I went browsing for fox earrings, I was not expecting to find ones SO MUCH like my hopes.

 

Texts from Jane Eyre. I saw this on Shelf Love, and immediately added it to my wish list. Paul was peeved because he’d already had this idea himself. Then it arrived and he remembered he’d ALREADY bought it, back when he had the idea. So my sister-in-law also got a copy of this book this year, from Paul.

 

Kiva gift cards. I love these. And I love having more and more of them, because then the little bits that get paid back add up more quickly and I can make another loan sooner. The very first few times I made a loan, I was completely overwhelmed by the options: I kept determining I WOULD make a loan, then I’d browse loans for awhile and give up. Finally I decided that what I would have to do is browse the loans and try to choose almost impulsively, lending the money to the first person who appealed to me. I’ve mostly had success with that plan. It also helps to use the filtering options: I am just never ever going to want to make a loan to, for example, someone in the U.S. who wants to use it to pay for a wedding.

 

MarMar Modern Reversible Enamel Earrings. So pretty.

 

Jewel “Let It Snow” album. Her Joy Christmas album has been my favorite for years (I remember listening to it while wrapping presents in Elizabeth’s room when Elizabeth’s room still had a crib in it), so I’m interested to see if I’ll like this one as much.

 

Bloom County: The Complete Library. I have a ton of paperback Bloom County books, but the collections are frustrating: a lot of duplication and omissions. After hearing me complain about this, Paul bought me the first hardcover volume of the complete collection for Valentine’s Day, and the second one for my birthday. I want the third volume, and after that I’m not sure: I liked earlier Bloom County better than later Bloom County.

 

Lyndsey Green fox tote bag. This shop has a ton of cute wildlife stuff, if you are into foxes or bunnies or wolves or badgers or porcupines or owls or bears or binturongs or etc.

 

I’ve tapered off some on my Postcrossing hobby, but I always get re-interested at Christmas when I can send holiday postcards with holiday stamps. I found these Rifle Paper Co. ones on clearance in a gift shop last year, and sent them out this year. I also had We Wish You a Crazy Christmas and Animals at Christmas.

 

Dinosaur Comics books. The book versions of this comic, which I love.

 

See’s chocolates. So yummy. In the cold weather See’s sometimes does a shipping deal: $5 flat-rate shipping or free on orders of $55 or more. They’re doing one of those deals right now and I am expecting a box THIS VERY DAY.

 

Cute sneaks.

I’m combining Rob’s birthday gift ideas with his Christmas gift ideas.

The most surprising success among Rob’s presents this year was this:

It’s just a green quilt! Not even  particularly awesome one! My mom and I were at Target the day before Christmas Eve to buy some Play-Doh to go with one of Henry’s gifts, and we walked through the children’s bedding aisle and they had this quilt at 50% off for $15 (the site says it’s not available in stores, but in a store is where I found it), and Rob’s favorite color is green and we could use a couple more spare blankets so I just bought it. Later I decided to wrap it so he’d have more to open: one of his gifts this year was a phone upgrade, so he didn’t have much to open. What I am trying to say here is that I would have bought the quilt anyway, so it wasn’t REALLY a present. But he snuggled up in it for the whole gift-opening session, and he’s snuggled up in it many times since, and he is practically making a Beloved Blankie out of it, so in short it was a fun and unexpected success.

 

Because one of his gifts was a phone upgrade, he needed a new phone case. That’s the sort of thing he might want to choose for himself, but so far he hasn’t been opinionated, and I wanted him to have something to put on the phone right away in case it took him a couple of years to care about a case. I found cases on eBay in the $2-4 range; I got him a solid green, a solid black, and this argyle one just for fun. I also bought him a Google Play card, which is a gift card for buying apps on an Android phone.

 

Philosophiae Naturalis Principia Mathematica. This may be a little SPECIFIC to be a good gift idea, but I still like to see what people got as gifts even if it’s not an idea I can use for anyone I know, and perhaps you feel the same way, so I’m soldiering on. This book was Paul’s idea: Rob wanted to read this book (in English) because of his interest in math, but this year he’s ALSO gotten interested in Latin and is on the Latin team at school, so Paul’s idea was to combine those two ideas. It started as “How about if we get him a book in Latin?,” and led quickly from my ideas of Winnie Ille Pu and Harrius Potter and Hobbitus Ille to this book instead.

 

Prismacolor colored pencils. I don’t know if you’ll remember, but quite awhile ago Rob wanted to learn to draw anime and I asked for advice. Lots of people recommended Prismacolor, and there was a special manga colors set, even, so my parents bought him that. Anyway, he’s been using those on and off ever since, and this year mentioned he’d like another, bigger set: some of the frequent-use colors are getting used up, and also his set had 24 pencils so there were a lot of times he didn’t have a color he wanted. We got him the 72-color set, along with a sharpener.

 

Melodica. I had never seen one of these before. It was my brother’s idea: he’s interested in music and so is Rob, so he asked if Rob might want a fun/unusual musical instrument, and I thought it was a good idea, and this is what he chose. It’s like a mouth-powered keyboard. And, unlike his regular keyboard, it’s something he can carry around or bring to get-togethers with friends.

 

The Art of the Fugue and The Well-Tempered Clavier. Music books specified by Rob. Good thing, too, because there is no way I could have picked something out for him.

 

Archives Manuscript Book and The Big Book of Staff Paper. Also specifically mentioned by Rob. He wasn’t sure which he’d prefer, and I thought he’d like trying both to compare. But his favorite is a Piccadilly Music Journal, given to him by a female friend. (My brother tells me it is sexist to say “female friend” or “male friend” instead of “friend.” I think, however, that there are times when the adjective is not sexist but rather IMPORTANT EYEBROWS-UP INFORMATION, which is how I intend it here.) It really is a great book: hardcover and spiral-bound. I’m sure that is why he likes it so much.

 

$25 Kiva gift card. We get a monthly newsletter from William’s middle school, and one of the regular topics is how it’s common for middle school children to develop an interest in charitable pursuits, and how the middle school tries to support that interest with various projects and programs (recycling, collecting winter outerwear, collecting canned goods, etc.). I’ve definitely noticed that happening with William: he’s in 8th grade this year and has become increasingly interested in bringing things in for food drives and clothing drives and so forth. Recently William got very interested in my Kiva account, and started a Kiva account of his own. That’s what got Rob interested, and he added a Kiva gift card to his wish list so he could try it too. If you’ve never done Kiva, it’s a micro-loan thing: instead of giving money to people who need it, you loan the money to people who need it—and you get to choose WHICH loan to help fund. That person gradually pays the money back, and then you can choose a new loan to fund.

We’ve always sent Paul’s sister Beth a Christmas gift, but now that Paul and Beth’s parents have both died, I feel more of a responsibility about it; she’s not married, she doesn’t have children, she lives far away from all family. I aim for a “Christmas in a box” feel, planning as if our box will be the only Christmas she gets (which is probably not the case, but it gives me the mindset I’m looking for). We used to spend on her about what we spent on my brother; now we spend approximately what we spend on my brother AND his family. Well…*does math*…brother + wife + one kid, something like that.

I remember when I was a child, I liked when the day after Christmas I had something new to wear, something to eat, something to read, and something to do. (If those rhymed I think I’d be suggesting an alternative for that something you want, something you need, something to wear, something to read poem, which, like the something old/new/borrowed/blue poem, seems to me to have too much overlap.) So I look for that kind of assortment. I’d like to be able to do a better job than “things I know about her from Facebook,” but that’s what I’m working with. (Paul claims he doesn’t know her any better than that: he left home at 17 and never lived there again, and she was only 13 then; they’re not close, or even really in touch at all.) I know she likes cats and tattoos and coffee. I know she exercises a lot and is a vegetarian. Everything is still pretty much a shot in the dark: just because she likes something doesn’t mean she wants related products; if she DOES want related products, she might already have them. But again, we have to work with what we’ve got, so here’s what I did this year:

 

Pen & Ink: Tattoos & the Stories Behind Them. I first discovered this at our library; it put me back in the mood to think seriously about a tattoo. I thought it was really good: a fun general interest book for almost anyone, but specifically nice for someone interested in tattoos, which she is. Each page is a drawing of someone’s tattoo with their story of why they chose it.

 

Cat earrings. This is going to be one of those “Well, actually it was Wednesday at 2:00, not Tuesday at 1:00” explanations, where you will be clenching your teeth and wondering why on EARTH it MATTERS, but I keep nervously picturing her finding this post and thinking I got it wrong, so I will give the whole story. The earrings I WANTED to get her are the ones pictured above. She is single but interested in dating, and she likes cats, and she likes silver, so I thought they had a pleasing overall look. But I waited too long and they went out of stock, so I got her these instead: also silver, also cats, but no romance (unless those two cats are checking each other out across your face). But now the ones I DID get her are OUT of stock, and the ones I WANTED to get her are back IN stock, so I’m using THOSE for the post: they’re the ones I WOULD have suggested if I’d written the post during the decision-making process, instead of getting overwhelmed and writing about it in January.

 

The salt-tasting book, the same one I bought for the Yankee Swap. I kind of bought this for everyone this year: Beth, my parents, my brother and sister-in-law.

 

See’s Reindeer Box. I did not buy this from Amazon; I bought this from See’s. But, oddly, See’s doesn’t have it on their site (that’s not the odd part) but Amazon does (that’s the odd part). This is a great candy box because it has a nice assortment (chocolate Santas, chocolate balls, candy-cane sticks, lollipops) and the box itself is surprisingly large (notice from the photo above that the picture on the box far exceeds the size of the candy-holding portion of the box). Plus, the reindeer is cute and festive and seems like the sort of thing my grandparents would have given me, and I’m going for a family vibe.

 

Anna’s Ginger Thins. I didn’t buy these from Amazon for $11.50 but instead from the cookie section of my grocery store for I think $2-4. These seem festive to me. My grandparents used to get a Dutch version shaped like Santas, and so did Paul’s grandparents. Our grocery store has the Dutch ones (shaped like windmills instead of Santas), but they’re the store-brand and so visually they don’t hold up to the Anna’s: they look like Cheap Grocery Store Cookies instead of Gift Cookies. It’s a difficult decision. Maybe I should look harder next year for the Dutch Santas. Or maybe I can take the store-brand windmill cookies out of their package and put them in a pretty bag with a ribbon.

 

Fancy Christmas teas. I found these at HomeGoods for $6.99. Festive and fancy: each teabag is in a little pyramid-shaped box. For some reason.

 

Cat oven mitt and pot holder. These don’t look quite like the ones I found at HomeGoods, but they’re close.

 

Starbucks cocoa. Again, bought not on Amazon for a silly price; the HomeGoods price of $6.99 seemed plenty high enough.

 

 

Other things we considered:

Cat-a-day calendar. Some people are calendar people and some people are not, and also I didn’t want to overdo the cat thing.

 

Pusheen book. I wish I’d gotten it for her LAST year; THIS year I was thinking she probably already has it.

 

Charley Harper Cattitude note cards. Some people use stationery and some don’t, and I suspect she doesn’t; also, not wanting to overdo the cat thing.

Henry was a challenge to buy for this year. He had a list, but it was unusually full of There Is No Way We Are Buying You That ideas (itch powder, cleats for no reason, a giant globe because his friend has one and he likes to spin it). One repeat request from last year was “pizza out with parent,” which we did again this year. That’s fun and yummy for ME, too: I love pizza, and it’s fun to go with just one kid. Both years he’s redeemed the coupon at the very earliest possible meal (lunch on December 26th), and it’s a nice vacation thing to do.

 

Another list item was Nerf gun. I’d sent Henry’s list to my parents, and my mother reported that my dad had immediately chosen that idea. She further reported that he’d been going to order two (“He needs TWO!”) and then at the last minute ordered THREE plus ALSO a refill pack of darts, and also was considering adding the idea to his own wish list. So “Gift Ideas for a 7-Year-Old Boy or Your Dad.” (Or my friend Surely’s co-workers.) This is a toy that has been in HEAVY use since Christmas. Yesterday evening there was a chorus of surprised screaming; it turned out that the three littles were playing, and Elizabeth had successfully ambushed her brothers. There are darts everywhere: I found one nestled in the branches of the Christmas tree, and several came through the laundry.

 

Another list item was “squirt gun,” so my brother and sister-in-law bought him a Super Soaker. He’s been allowed to fire it into the tub for now, and is looking forward to summer.

 

Electric blanket. Last year he was SO JEALOUS when Edward got an electric blanket and he didn’t. Electric blankets went on clearance after Christmas, so I waited until they were 50% off and then I bought one for him and set it aside. I’d thought about giving it to him for his birthday, but May is not the right time of year to fully appreciate an electric blanket, so I saved it for Christmas. (The picture shows two controllers, but the twin-size has one controller.)

 

Christmas Craft Fun Play-Doh Set. The week before Christmas, I was looking at the list I’d kept of what we were giving the kids, and I noticed that Henry’s list had LESS—not only in total cost (which is sometimes relevant and sometimes not) but also in STUFFness. The day before Christmas Eve, I went out shopping with my mom hoping that something would seem like The Right Thing. This seemed good: cute Play-Doh projects that didn’t look too difficult. I also bought a 4-pack of basic Play-Doh (red/blue/yellow/white) because the tubs it came with seemed skimpy.

 

Jar of gumballs. This is not the one I bought him. The one I bought him had fewer gumballs but they were assorted sizes, which I thought he’d like. This was one of his favorite Christmas presents.

 

Lands’ End Octopus shirt. He saw this while I was shopping for the space-themed shirts for Edward, and went nuts for it. He’d also wondered if there could be anything as delightful as a shirt that was red AND black, so I bought him this one from Kohl’s and another one (not on the site anymore) on a good sale. I think it’s weird/neat when kids want something I would never ordinarily buy for them. I hadn’t realized red and black together weren’t my taste until he asked for that. I remember when I was little my mom’s style was dresses and corduroy jumpers and turtlenecks, and my style was pants and pink velour; this helped me buy the red and black shirts.

 

Garfield book, a different one than Edward’s.

I’m extra stressed about flu this year. I read about the strains in the flu shot not being the right ones this time, and I thought, “Well…it’s okay. I mean, the flu is pretty awful but usually survivable unless, like, you have a compromised immune system.” Which is when I remembered that a compromised immune system is what Edward has now. Which is when I smacked my hands together briskly and remembered there is no point getting upset about things that COULD happen but HAVE NOT. Then I went on Facebook and saw most of my local friends have one illness or another going through their families, so then I sealed up the doors with deadbolts and duct tape and no one is going back to school or work.

Let’s talk about what Edward got for Christmas. He had one million ideas, which was good, but he kept changing them, and there were a lot of things I didn’t think he’d actually want/like, and also a lot of them were not sensible: for example, a video game so old it could only be bought used, and for over $100. So…no. One game he wanted had the worst reviews I’d ever seen for a game, but at least it was cheap ($12):

Paul says Spore is in fact famously bad, a game that had huge build-up and no follow-through, and also is glitchy and incompatible with a lot of computers, and the company has abandoned it and no longer fixes things or does updates. So I was not going to buy this game, and I told Edward all about the problems and complaints, in the hopes that he would not want it anymore. But then about a week before Christmas, Edward said there were three things he wanted most for Christmas—and one of them was Spore. Well, FINE. We did indeed have a very hard time getting it to even run on my computer, and my dad had to bring over two different external disc drives before we could find a combination that didn’t spit out the disc. And it is indeed a very glitchy game, and luckily Edward has a bunch of other stuff to play with so he doesn’t play it often.

 

Garfield Fat Cat 3-pack Volume 3. I like to get a fun book for each kid, and my favorite is if I can find books that several/all of the kids will want to read, so they can pass them around and I feel like I got double or triple or quintuple value out of it. We have a couple of Garfield books that Rob bought with a gift card back when he was about 9, and they are TATTERED with re-reading, so I got another one to add to the rotation.

 

Plants vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare. Edward had a lot of video games on his list, and this was one of the most available and reasonably-priced ones ($22); also, Paul wanted to play it.

 

It’s out of stock in his size now, but I got him this Lands’ End space-themed shirt. I also got him the midnight navy solar system one, which is now out of stock for boys but still in stock for girls (I wanted Elizabeth to want it, but she didn’t). I’d told the kids about that little want/need/wear/read gift-buying poem, and they were intrigued, and I liked the way it took some of the pressure off to make every gift a Big Wow Exciting one. So although I didn’t follow that poem, I did use it to prepare them to expect at least one clothing gift, which ended up being fun all around. I think knowing they would get one clothing gift made it a fun thing—like, Henry immediately got very excited about the idea of getting a red and black shirt if only such a marvelous combination existed, and Elizabeth said she really wanted a new sweater, and so forth. I think if there hadn’t been the concept of a Clothing Gift slot to fill, they wouldn’t have been excited about the clothes.

 

An MP3 player is another of the three things Edward said he MOST wanted for Christmas—and coincidentally, was another of the things I wasn’t going to get him until he said that. I thought he was too young for it and wouldn’t use it, and that he’d lose it and/or put it through the laundry. And I might be right, but so far he really likes it. I suspected he wouldn’t like the earbud things that came with it, so I also bought him these headphones, which went on a lightning deal for something like $7 shortly before Christmas. I might get him a songs gift card for his birthday; in the meantime he has a few of my songs and a TON of Rob’s. (My music is apparently derpy. Rob’s is awesome.)

 

Edward has wanted a Minecraft Papercraft set for ages, but I thought he’d find it frustrating. I was completely wrong: my brother and sister-in-law bought the deluxe set for him for Christmas, and he spent the next few days carefully and patiently putting it together. Quietly. All by himself. It was delightful. Also, the pieces were a LOT bigger and nicer than I’d expected. For some reason I was imagining they’d be cubes about an inch on each side, and that’s true of the blocks that make up the characters; but the wood/stone/ground blocks are more like 2.5 inches each side. The tree at its widest point is over 7 inches.

 

Our library has a puppet theater and puppets, and Edward loves them, particularly this hedgehog one. He asked the librarian where they’d gotten it, and she said from a library-supplies catalog. I looked online to see if by any chance I could find it, and hooray, Amazon had it. My parents bought it for him for Christmas, along with the mini owl (which today is showing as over $35 but was not at the time—all the puppets were in the $7-14 range, I think), the little cat, the bee, and the emperor penguin.