The best part of this is that you haven’t moved it. You are enjoying the startling of something totally harmless. If you ask me, (and you didn’t, but this is the internet, the place where unsolicited opinions take up more bandwidth than actual content,) this is an excellent therapy plan for those who are easily scared.
I can see why! It looks like it has lots of scary legs.
I see a scary alien with a big mouth and glowy eyes.
Seriously. Looks like it is about to crawl off the counter & take over the kitchen
It’s AAAALIIIIIIVE!
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The best part of this is that you haven’t moved it. You are enjoying the startling of something totally harmless. If you ask me, (and you didn’t, but this is the internet, the place where unsolicited opinions take up more bandwidth than actual content,) this is an excellent therapy plan for those who are easily scared.
That corn not only startles me, but scares the crap out of me. Kill or eat? I just don’t know.
Honestly, on first glance, I thought “Giant grasshopper.” Sorry but I have to go now and tweet about how traumatized I am by seeing this photo.
ALIEN INVASION.
OMG, take the scary spider legs off of that thing immediately.
Yes, it absolutely should. This is the scariest corn I have ever seen, including the giant corn hanging from the ceiling in Target.
That is terrifying!! It looks like a giant spider!
This startled me! I can only imagine how much more scary it is in person!
Even though I read the title first and know it’s corn, my brain still keeps going “Spider! SPIDER!”
sweet Jesus just the picture kind of freaked me out!
You really need to shuck that thing. That’s going to induce some agricultural nightmares.
That’s a “Children of the Corn” piece of corn.
It scares me too!
That’s because it looks like a giant green spider that is going to eat your babies! Or maybe just the cats…
OMG I love you. LOL
Oh! that is Not Okay!
(:-D
I wish you could have seen my face when I looked at this photo. I also let out a little yelp.
I actually have the comment box covering it up right now so I don’t have to see it!
(EEEEK!)