Gift Boxes 30 Replies I find these Santa gift boxes disturbing. Very disturbing. Possibly disturbing enough to buy. Open up Santa’s belt to find your special gift. Share this:EmailPrintTweetShare on TumblrReddit Related
ixBeths December 15, 2010 at 8:26 am i hear santa has some rock hard abs. gift boxes make me hot for santa. Reply ↓
Shelly Overlook December 15, 2010 at 9:27 am I bought you a box of Santa Crotch for Christmas!!! Reply ↓
Jen in MI December 15, 2010 at 9:40 am Ha Ha! I am trying not to laugh out loud at me desk at work! Reply ↓
1hottiredmama December 15, 2010 at 10:16 am It’s like a Santa chastity belt. Is it funny or offensive, LOL? Reply ↓
Colleen December 15, 2010 at 10:17 am Makes me think of SNL’s _____ in a box skit. Naughty gift from Santa. Ha ha ha! Reply ↓
Alice December 15, 2010 at 11:07 am HA!!! those are.. um. well. either you’re getting santa’s crotch as a gift, or you’re delving into his intestines. both options sound… problematic. Reply ↓
Marie Green December 15, 2010 at 11:09 am These would be perfect for creating some Awkward Family Photos, especially if given to certain already sorta awkward family members, ya know? Too funny. Reply ↓
Kate W. December 15, 2010 at 11:15 am Oh Swistle- between you and Anne- I can’t stop laughing or get my mind out of the gutter! I seriously might have to buy some. Reply ↓
lifeofadoctorswife December 15, 2010 at 11:22 am Wow. Just… wow. I would never stop laughing if I got a gift in one of these. You know what? Forget the gift. This is enough holiday joy as it is. Reply ↓
Swistle December 15, 2010 at 11:50 am Kate W.- ME TOO. I was thinking my brother might appreciate getting a gift in one of those. Hee! Reply ↓
Firegirl December 15, 2010 at 1:51 pm I feel like I need to shower…and not in a good way….(:-D Reply ↓
Superjules December 15, 2010 at 5:03 pm Oh sweet. I’m getting everyone penis-pops so this should work nicely. Reply ↓
Jen December 15, 2010 at 5:18 pm I’m most disturbed by the fact that these are called “round” Santa boxes. Why Santy Clause, why? Reply ↓
Swistle December 15, 2010 at 6:44 pm brzeski and Jen- I know, right? I don’t get it either, but somehow it increases the awesome. Reply ↓
Anonymous December 16, 2010 at 3:04 pm I’m sorry, I know this isn’t going to be that funny, but it has to be said.. That seems like a good place to keep your Christmas balls… Tracy Reply ↓
i hear santa has some rock hard abs. gift boxes make me hot for santa.
Those. Are. AWESOME!!!
I bought you a box of Santa Crotch for Christmas!!!
Ha Ha! I am trying not to laugh out loud at me desk at work!
It’s the Holiday version of Dick in a Box!
spectacular.
It’s like a Santa chastity belt. Is it funny or offensive, LOL?
Makes me think of SNL’s _____ in a box skit. Naughty gift from Santa. Ha ha ha!
Erica we must have been typing at the same time!
I can’t decide if I love or hate these….
HA!!! those are.. um. well. either you’re getting santa’s crotch as a gift, or you’re delving into his intestines. both options sound… problematic.
These would be perfect for creating some Awkward Family Photos, especially if given to certain already sorta awkward family members, ya know?
Too funny.
Oh those are NAUGHTY!
Oh Swistle- between you and Anne- I can’t stop laughing or get my mind out of the gutter!
I seriously might have to buy some.
Wow. Just… wow. I would never stop laughing if I got a gift in one of these. You know what? Forget the gift. This is enough holiday joy as it is.
Kate W.- ME TOO. I was thinking my brother might appreciate getting a gift in one of those. Hee!
Santa’s got a special candy cane for you!
Glad to see I’m not the only singing that SNL skit.
I feel like I need to shower…and not in a good way….(:-D
But why are they called ROUND Santa Christmas boxes?
Those are awesome. I want one to give my husband.
GAHHHHHH!
Those are terrifying!
Oh sweet. I’m getting everyone penis-pops so this should work nicely.
I’m most disturbed by the fact that these are called “round” Santa boxes. Why Santy Clause, why?
brzeski and Jen- I know, right? I don’t get it either, but somehow it increases the awesome.
Wow. Speechless over here.
did you read the description? ho ho hold the phone!
Diana- Ha ha ha, I had not! We’re talking MEGA-merry!!
I’m sorry, I know this isn’t going to be that funny, but it has to be said..
That seems like a good place to keep your Christmas balls…
Tracy
Oh my gosh, that’s so funny!