This Morning

I have had a busy-bee kind of morning, mostly involving repeatedly rolling to shorts-height the ever-unrolling pants of a toddler who can’t explain why they need to be rolled, only that it is VERY IMPORTANT that she be able to see her knees.

Another demand: she wanted her favorite socks. I gave in, thinking they’d be hidden by the pants anyway. But no.

I spent some time rooting around in the minivan for a lost deposit slip so I could balance the checkbook, and I spent some time reading inserts from the bank which inform us that For Our Convenience they will now be screwing us SEVEN ways from Sunday instead of the former six. We’re making changes FOR YOU!

And I worked with Henry on baby table manners. Pinky out, Henry.

33 thoughts on “This Morning

  1. LoriD

    I’m pretty sure she’s channelling her inner Leprechaun. She just needs pointier shoes – you must have some in that cloest, no?

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  2. Jess

    Obviously she needs the pants rolled up so she can see the socks. She is onto you and your devious plans to hide her socks from view!

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  3. Erica

    Maddie HATES to wear socks. Once I put them on her, it’s approximately .4534 seconds before she has them off.

    I just know she’s going to be one of those little nudist kids that’s always taking off her clothes.

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  4. Kristin....

    socks are the bane of my existence. My twins REFUSE to keep them on. I am forever rooting around in their cribs, in the van and on the living room floor to find them.

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  5. K in the Mirror

    And I guess it would be far too convenient for you to put shorts on her. I bet that would throw off her feng shui or something and make her just as mad. Toddler minds are so interesting.

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  6. Angie

    My 6 year old insists on his favorite socks quite often. They are red with yellow and royal blue dinosaurs. I think I may have to feed them to the sock monster who keeps eating MY favorite socks.

    I love how many companies are changing things FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE which means – YOU do it at home now or YOU mail this instead of us or YOU call us back instead or YOU can have all you had before (which was apparently less convenient) for an increased fee. LOVE IT! REALLY!

    KEEP BELIEVING

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  7. Maggie

    Are you saying that her outfit isn’t perfect? Because I have on something extremely similar…although I have managed to keep my pants over my knees…I’m not too excited to see those.

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  8. samantha jo campen

    I love it when toddlers make clothing demands. (I say this now, before I have yet to face a battle). My husband, when he was little, couldn’t have anything touching his wrists or his ankles, so my MIL had to dress him in pants and shirts that were too short. She said it looked like they didn’t love him, since his sister always looked so nice and Bryan looked like he was dressed from the rag bag. I hope Theo doesn’t have this gene.

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  9. Tessie

    I LOVE ELIZABETH. AD has clothing demands too, and lately she has them for ME. She wants me to wear a certain pair of shoes, or a certain pair of pants, or whatev. So that’s fun.

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  10. Laura

    That is the best picture of Elizabeth ever… I don’t know what it is about it. I am in a big look at pictures mode these days and that one is great. Is Henry teething? He’s got the little chappy,”don’t bother me I’m teething” rosiness on his face. I kid you not… I could tell James was getting some big kid molars a few months ago because of the chappiness.

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  11. may

    Adorable! And 7 already?!? Wow! Mine still has the 4 he’s had for forever – and no, not the four you’d think. He’s got the normal middle bottoms, but on the top he has two teeth right beside the middle teeth slots…Yeah, he looks like a vampire.

    I’m not neglecting you on purpose, and no, I’m not the anonymous prego (darnit). I’ll write soon. In the meantime, thank you for keeping me entertained. :)

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  12. Erin

    Ha ha! I love Lorid’s comment about channelling her inner Leprechaun. FUNNY.

    The fingers in the mouth during meal time drives me NUTTY. I want to put one of those cones on my baby’s head, like they do for dogs after surgery, so he can’t stick his hands in his mouth. I need to RELAX about it already. Sheesh.

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  13. Astarte

    I think she’s really starting to look like you. Henry looks more like Paul to me. I can’t believe the twins are so big!!!!!!! It seems so recent that you were pregnant! with! twins!

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  14. Magnolia

    Gah! I wonder if you have the same bank as I do and they pulled the new policy about not caring whether or not you transfer funds and charging you massive amounts of overdraft fee’s.

    I wish my TT wore socks..I even hand knit the things for him! I should hand knit them for Elizabeth, give them to someone who appreciates them!

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