News From the Front

Hi! Hi hi! I am here! My mother invited my mother-in-law and the three children to spend the morning at her house! This meets the eligibility requirements for sainthood, right? I am dialing the Pope RIGHT NOW.

I wish I had better dirt for you, but so far the visit has been fine. I wouldn’t call it enjoyable, but I haven’t had to keep from lunging for her throat, either. There have been several Remarks, but of the level/quantity that I would feel bitchy relating to others because they’ve been the normal “people who aren’t used to each other” type.

I know: it doesn’t make good copy, does it?

Last night Paul handled dinner, so I haven’t tried any of your AWESOME-looking recipe suggestions yet (thank you so much for those!). He cut up some chicken, put it in a pan with red and green peppers, and added this and that: rice vinegar, corn starch, soy sauce, probably sugar because it was kind of sweetish. He put it over rice and it turned out excellent. I made a very basic salad with lettuce and tomatoes and carrots and shredded cheese, and I set the table with the new dishes, and look at us! Eating around the table on matched dishes like we do EVERY NIGHT. I counseled Rob and William ahead of time. Do we say, “Wow, this is neat eating at the table! Usually we eat in the living room while we watch TV!” NO WE DO NOT.

37 thoughts on “News From the Front

  1. LoriD

    Ha! Glad to hear it’s going well. I don’t have people over for dinner often. One time when my parents were over, I put some cloth placemats on the table to seem all “fancy” as opposed to the bare table, which is the norm. Zoe sat down at the table and asked, “Why are there rugs on the table?” Thanks kid.

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  2. Marie Green

    I love that Paul can whip up a little something-something in a pan and have dinner! Go Paul!

    And I’m glad you are not dying yet. And your mom: clone her. I need one. =)

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  3. CAQuincy

    Ha! I know staying at a hotel would force MY mom to stay a shorter time–she wouldn’t want the excessive bill. NICE.

    This is fun. I’m glad you get chances to sneak away and tell us what’s up…..

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  4. MrsGrumpy

    Yaaaay! I was wondering about you and the mother in law, and I think your mom qualifies for some sort of really nifty gifty for doing that. How wonderful is she? Yay for husbands who cook! Yay for kids who say and/or don’t say what they’re supposed to and/or not supposed to at the table.

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  5. Erica

    Maybe I should read comments before I make one myself, eh?

    Anyhow, I’m glad to know things aren’t dire on day two. You’re almost to the finish line!

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  6. Anonymous

    I’m an “older” mom with four grown kids, but when I read your blog from a few days ago about sex and breastfeeding, it brought back a ton of memories – stressful memories. It’s a wonderful and difficult time when you are young and starting your family. I’m just here to tell you to hold on because it does get better. Your babies will get weaned, you will sleep through the night again, and you will have wonderful intimate times with your husbands again. Do they talk about this in childbirth classes? Good that you can blog together!

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  7. Swistle

    Anonymous- This is REALLY good to hear. A lot of times I hear more like, “Enjoy this–it’s the best time of your life!” And I think, “…Oh.” I mean, I know in some ways it is, but I hate to think it’s all downhill from here!

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  8. jen

    damn, so you let your mom and mil be alone together? I’m always afraid the universe will implode, or they’ll plan my untimely demise or something.

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  9. 1hot&tiredmama

    Last night, in your honor, we ate around the coffee table in our pajamas while watching a movie.

    Hats off to you, Swistle!

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  10. 1hot&tiredmama

    Last night, in your honor, we ate around the coffee table in our pajamas while watching a movie.

    Hats off to you, Swistle!

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  11. 1hot&tiredmama

    Last night, in your honor, we ate around the coffee table in our pajamas while watching a movie.

    Hats off to you, Swistle!

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  12. desperate housewife

    He he. My kid would be saying (could she speak in complete sentences,) “Hey, this sucks! Why don’t I get to eat a dinner of pretzels and Pop-Tarts and whatever else my finicky self demands while wandering around the house in my pajamas?”

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